Snow White and the Huntsman (June 1, 2012)

[Elestial]

Is this worth seeing? I'm all for empowered womenfolk.

Eh, turn your brain off and set expectations low if you really want to see it. If you've seen Twilight you probably won't be able to immerse yourself in the movie very well, Kristen's acting will keep reminding you of how she plays Bella, as previously mentioned.

[Tyrath]

Saw it today. It was mostly meh.

Queen was great. Huntsman/Thor was okay. Snow White killed it.

[Silenka]

That's too bad, I was really hoping Bella chick would pull something off that wasn't shit. Oh well.

[Tyrath]

Not really much of a spoiler. She tried to give one of those battle speeches like Gibson did in Braveheart or Aragorn in Lotr. I lost my shit. It was so bad.

[Meresgi]

Not really much of a spoiler. She tried to give one of those battle speeches like Gibson did in Braveheart or Aragorn in Lotr. I lost my shit. It was so bad.

^ This, it was so incredibly awkward to watch, especially since she spends so much time just not talking and looking like a semi comatose patient with down syndrome.

I also liked the scene at the end where Thor was talking to her and she just fucking stares at him...me and fiance were like "Did she have fucking lines and just couldn't deliver them so the director said 'fuck it, use this take'"?

Is this worth seeing? I'm all for empowered womenfolk.

Only empowered woman is the Queen. Snow White spends all her time being dragged around by gruff men who she relies on to do everything because Bella..I mean Snow White, can't lift a finger.

[Correction]

Only empowered woman is the Queen. Snow White spends all her time being dragged around by gruff men who she relies on to do everything because Bella..I mean Snow White, can't lift a finger.

Saying the queen is an 'empowered woman' falls flat when it's revealed she's a man-hating evil witch bent on subjugating the world. The disney cartoon witch had more depth . I love me some Charlize Theron but by god is she overacting hard in this film. I blame the director. Maybe he was so busy reshooting all of Kristen Stewart's scenes so she didn't ever have to say anything that he didn't notice how shrill and unconvincing the witch's rage was.

[Meresgi]

But the Queen had every right to be mad, she was a breathing talking Lifetime movie in flesh!

Yeah I agree her rage scenes were pretty damn overacting.

[Fievel]

Not really much of a spoiler. She tried to give one of those battle speeches like Gibson did in Braveheart or Aragorn in Lotr. I lost my shit. It was so bad.

God yes this, that speech was so fucking bad.

[Omniyoji]

[Grey Jorildyn]

I expected this to be crap since that raven was in no way hotter than the queen in any fantasy you can think of.

Was charlize's overacting like Malkovich in Eragon bad or worse? Just curious lol

[Correction]

Was charlize's overacting like Malkovich in Eragon bad or worse? Just curious lol

Didn't see Eragon. The overacting is 90's Gary Oldman levels, though.

[Tyrath]

John Malkovich was in Eragon? Well shit, seems I've removed that movie from my mind entirely. Awesome.

[Takiwaki]

I expected this to be crap since that raven was in no way hotter than the queen in any fantasy you can think of.

Was charlize's overacting like Malkovich in Eragon bad or worse? Just curious lol

How can you have an evil queen/witch without over acting? Thats not even possible! lol I thought she was excellent. Awesome presence as usual, yes there should have been more scenes with her.

Kristen played the same character she does in every movie, and the only expression she ever has is the one where she looks like she is in constant pain.

[Elites]

This movie sucked fuc**** balls, fell asleep through the first half..laughed through the ending when she never speaks a single WORD.

Positive note, Promethius this week will redeem this junk.

[Tyrath]

Oh god I lol'd so hard when Thor said something to her and she just gave him this wtf look.

[Meresgi]

Oh god I lol'd so hard when Thor said something to her and she just gave him this wtf look.

I'm sure she had lines, and after 10 takes the director just said "fuck it, stare at him"

[Brill Weave]

And again I state unless Kristen Stewart shows some tit I don't care about this movie. She can only ride on the coattails of Twilight for so long. She's a horrible actress but an absolutely beautiful girl.

[SamanosukeShiva]

nothin much to show thats the problem

[jinkazama]

Not really much of a spoiler. She tried to give one of those battle speeches like Gibson did in Braveheart or Aragorn in Lotr. I lost my shit. It was so bad.

Where's Bill Pullman's shoutout for the greatest motivational speech ever in Independence Day..

Yea over all the movie was so slow and drawn out it seems. Needed more hot queen and less dwarf bullshit in the forest

[Byrd]

And again I state unless Kristen Stewart shows some tit I don't care about this movie.

You'll like her next movie, then.

Kristen Stewart, often topless, makes the darkly bubbly Marylou a convincing prehistory hippie... They have a lot of sex, too, some of it pretty exposed (hello, NC-17!): On a car ride to nowhere, Sal (Sam Riley), the Kerouac character, who is eager but recessive — a boy-man taking careful stock of everything he drinks in — gets naked in the front seat along with Dean (Garret Hedlund), the Neal Cassady life-force stud narcissist, and Marylou (Kristen Stewart), Dean’s naively game young ex-wife, who is seated, also naked, between the two men as she pleasures each of them with her hands.

Unrelated:

Where's Bill Pullman's shoutout for the greatest motivational speech ever in Independence Day...

This was on AMC last night, and I flipped past it, then flipped back to it because I realized it was almost to the speech. Ended up watching the rest of the film.