Another Cream Soda's uncle's pets thread

[Cream Soda]

Ok, so my uncle has this cat. I don't interact w/ it much. I put food/water in its bowl when my uncle isn't home to do so.

My uncle's dog was at his dad's house for the past 9 months, came back a week ago and doesn't mess w/ the cat at all, but just sits in the living room all day.

The cat had kittens about 3.5-4 weeks ago

I go to California for 2 weeks (a week prior to dog return if that has anything to do with it) and come home yesterday.

Now this cat won't leave me alone. I thought it just wanted food/water so I checked but it already had some. The kittens have been moved upstairs 3 rooms + a bathroom that aren't my room up here so there' somewhere around there.

Now the mom cat camps outside my bedroom door scratching the door and runs in every time I open the thing (easy to get her out though because I just walk out and she follows me out) and follows me around the house wherever i go, keeps walking in front of my feet, trips me every time. Can't even get to the microwave w/o it jumping on the counter and blocking my path.

wtf is wrong with this cat? Do I need to take her up to the Chinese restaurant?

[Niiro]

Clearly you're the father of the kittens and she's just trying to get you to pay some attention to your new family.

Time to step up, Dad.

[Headspace]

Clearly you're the father of the kittens and she's just trying to get you to pay some attention to your new family.

Time to step up, Dad.

He's black

[Niiro]

I believe in CS, he can break the mold.

[LinktheDeme]

I like where this thread is going already.

[Xantavia]

How quickly will a cat go into heat again after birth? I was the unlucky one our cat bothered whenever she was due, even though I never fed her or anything.

[jmc]

Clearly you're the father of the kittens and she's just trying to get you to pay some attention to your new family.

Time to step up, Dad.

You guys are getting awesome with these first replies in CS threads.

Fucking winner right here!

Anyways, cat loves you for giving it food etc...etc...

[Demosthenes11]

cat's gonna cat

[Seanr]

animals remember who feeds them...

[Zeb]

Water bottle, it won't harm the cat, but they hate it. Say NO, firmly, while you squirt the bottle. It'll learn quick that NO is associated w/ the water bottle, fear the bottle and halt at NO after learning.

Take your own advice? >.>

[jmc]

Take your own advice? >.>

Can we make a thread, just dedicated to all CS threads over the past few months? Should be a damn sticky thread.

[Cream Soda]

Lol this cat actually doesn't give a fuck about water. Tried this months ago it'd just sit there and do nothing

[jmc]

Lol this cat actually doesn't give a fuck about water. Tried this months ago it'd just sit there and do nothing

Thats what you think!

Spoiler: show

http://www.funny-email.co.uk/wp-cont.../angry-cat.jpg

[Abandon]

Thats what you think!

Spoiler: show

http://www.funny-email.co.uk/wp-cont.../angry-cat.jpg

haha

[Vobent]

Lol this cat actually doesn't give a fuck about water. Tried this months ago it'd just sit there and do nothing

Have you tried hitting it with the water bottle?

[richardd]

Thats what you think!

Spoiler: show

http://www.funny-email.co.uk/wp-cont.../angry-cat.jpg

perfect

[solanis]

Have you tried hitting it with the water bottle?

lol

[Virion]

purrfect

ftfy Sorry I could not help myself.
inb4 shitty pun is shitty

[Kaisha]

Isn't there shit you can spray on the part of your door where she scratches that'll make her claws sting for a bit or something? Something to deter her from at least wrecking the door further.

[Cleverness]

Have you tried hitting it with the water bottle?

And this thread has served its purpose, thanks for the laugh lol.