what kind of discussion do you hate most?

**Ivve** · 2011-08-15 00:42

You're with friends. There is a meal present, whatever the fuck that means to you people, but I suspect pizza or five guys to you assholes. By the way, thanks for hyping the shit out of five guys so it could never possibly deliver on your fucking unicorn orgasm promises. Anyway, you're eating with these miserable sad sacks and maybe like one new sad sack that you don't know that well, and someone -- probably wild card new guy -- starts a conversation that makes you want to squeeze their neck firmly until they fall asleep. What kind of conversation is this to you? Let me give some examples:

Remember when, back in the day...
Religion
Politics
Race
Weather observations
Unbearable bragging about anything, ranging from shit not worth bragging about to shit they shouldn't have told you about because now you're planning their fucking death.
Drug use
Long, meandering story with no clear point from the asshole who sucks at story time.
Mourning the death of a relationship
Gushing about a new relationship
Gushing about pets
Gushing about children
Money schemes
Porn discussion in front of someone you'd rather not discuss your beatoff habits with.
Job complaints
Sports, regular
Sports, extra boring and/or niche (golf, curling, diving, cricket)
Complaints about situations between mutual friends. Situations that you were not involved in until just fuckin now!
Anything that ensures you'll have to lie for someone later.
Music discussions

The list goes on. There's an infinite amount of annoying shit to be spoken into your earholes, all of which is equally ripe for your hatred. What can you not fucking stand to listen to?

**Charismatic** · 2011-08-15 00:44

Discussions about what people hate the most

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2011-08-15 00:55

That list is a very big list

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2011-08-15 00:59

Best defense against bad conversation is to stare at the offenders upper lip making a half sneeze face or start playing with your zipper. Bonus points for playing with their zipper.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2011-08-15 01:00

Speaking of zippers calling an asian a zipperhead is about the funniest slur in the world, for real

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2011-08-15 01:04

never hurts to pull the "OH TOOOOOOTALLY BRO." and make the jack off gesture without breaking eye contact.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2011-08-15 01:05

I feel like scripted reality tv moments made people forget that everyone is really a pussy in social situations and you can get away with quite a bit

**Colenzo** · 2011-08-15 01:35

Friends trying to impress you with fairy tale stories they made up in an attempt to try to look like a normal individual when in reality they are forever alone.

**Ivve** · 2011-08-15 01:52

Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass

That list is a very big list

well,

Originally Posted by Ivve

There's an infinite amount of annoying shit to be spoken into your earholes, all of which is equally ripe for your hatred.

.

**Krye** · 2011-08-15 02:04

I just hate when women speak without being spoken to.

**Lucienne** · 2011-08-15 06:00

I especially hate when after the dinner the women are supposed to go aside and leave the men to talk about whatever they're talking about, while the women inspect new stove or curtains, or whatever uninteresting retarded stuff there is to be found.

Talking about the food that's being served, unless it's particularly horrible or in any other way worth mentioning.
Talking about money.
Children, diapers, and especially "So when are you going to have a kid?" questions.
Discussing with people that are convinced their opinions are the only correct ones.
Talking to stupid people in any form.
Having to repeat the same shit over and over.
Having kids around for more than five minutes at a time.

I feel I could go on for a long time.

**Rocl** · 2011-08-15 06:36

numbers

**Conrad** · 2011-08-15 07:59

weather/small talk is frustrating, should upgrade that to medium talk post haste

also anything for which they're basing their argument off of faulty logic and being completely stubborn about it. this comes up most often for politics ("Obama raised my taxes/is a socialist/is from Kenya/etc.") and sports, especially baseball when comparing players.

**Alleya** · 2011-08-15 08:27

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**Ragnell** · 2011-08-15 10:58

Originally Posted by Ivve

Religion
Politics
Race
Unbearable bragging about anything, ranging from shit not worth bragging about to shit they shouldn't have told you about because now you're planning their fucking death
Gushing about a new relationship
Sports
Complaints about situations between mutual friends. Situations that you were not involved in until just fuckin now!
Anything that ensures you'll have to lie for someone later.

All of these stuff, mostly because I have no idea or knowledge on the subjects, Or I just don't give a fuck about the subjects and rather not talk about them

**Qalbert** · 2011-08-15 11:24

Originally Posted by Skirkle

weather/small talk is frustrating, should upgrade that to medium talk post haste

icwutudidthar

**Callisto** · 2011-08-15 12:01

Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass

Speaking of zippers calling an asian a zipperhead is about the funniest slur in the world, for real

I don't get it :/

**Callisto** · 2011-08-15 12:07

also I hate when people talk about their facespace accounts

**richardd** · 2011-08-15 12:19

any started by anon accounts to protect their lolrepuations

**Krye** · 2011-08-15 12:27

Originally Posted by Qalbert

icwutudidthar

Qalbert and Skirk are all about supersizing shit

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