Seems our friend's been held up, eh?
Heh heh heh...≺Prompt≻
≺Player Name≻. I applaud your ardent ambition, but I fear our preparations have been prolonged.
We await the arrival of a very important visitor from the Tenshodo, you see...≺Prompt≻
Howdy-wowdy-ho! I'm Atori-Tutori from the Tenshodo.
I heard some scruffy-wuffy old moogle sent for me?≺Prompt≻
!?≺Prompt≻
Atori-Tutori winks knowingly in Maat's direction.≺Possible Special Code: 00≻
Ahem! It was I who sent for you!
Word has it you have knowledge of a secret Far Eastern technique that allows adventurers to--how shall I say?--relieve themselves of their corporeal confines, kupo.≺Prompt≻
Yeppers, that's me alrightaru.
So where's my victim--I mean, trainee--for today?≺Prompt≻
Why, this strapping adventurer right here.
(That's your cue, ≺Player Name≻!)≺Prompt≻
≺Possible Special Code: 1F≻≺Possible Special Code: 0F≻Atori-Tutori squints his eyes and looks ≺Player Name≻ up and down.≺Possible Special Code: 00≻
Hmm, not a bad body-woddy on you at all.
You must work outaru!≺Prompt≻
...But wait a minute. Of course!
You've grown so strong I scarcely-warcely recognized you!
Why, I knew greataru things would come of you!≺Prompt≻
Very well!
You're as good a subject as any for my super-secretaru Tenshodo technique.≺Prompt≻
But first, I'll have to ask you to sign a contractaru with me.
Do that, and I'll pump you up with a minimum of fussy-wuss.≺Prompt≻
A contract?
No...it couldn't be!≺Prompt≻
So what's the good word, ≺Player Name≻?
Are you ready to sign a contractaru with me and become a magical g--er, a more majestic adventurer?≺Prompt≻
How aboutaru it?
≺Selection Dialog≻Sign me up!
Maybe lataru.≺Prompt≻
Got butterflies in your belly, kupo?
I'll be hanging out here should you ever have a change of heart.≺Prompt≻
Oh, ≺Multiple Choice (Player Gender)≻[he'll/she'll] be back. You can countaru on it.≺Prompt≻
Look who's back!
Well, kupo? Have you decided to take our Tarutaru friend up on his offer?≺Prompt≻
What say you, kupo?
≺Selection Dialog≻Sign me up!
About merit points...
Goodbye.≺Prompt≻
Now that's the answer I was looking for!
Very well, then! I'll just be needing a few things from you.
≺Unknown Parameter (Type: 80) 1≻≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 01≻ ≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 05≻$≺BAD CHAR: 8280≻≺BAD CHAR: 80≻≺BAD CHAR: 80≻ and ≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 01≻ ≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 05≻$a≺BAD CHAR: 80≻≺BAD CHAR: 80≻, to startaru. Ah yes, and a healthy-wealthy dose of guts.≺Prompt≻
“Guts,” kupo...?
That's an awfully ambiguous order, my diminutive friend.≺Prompt≻
One would think you'd have a bit more imagination in that swollen-wollen head of yours, friend.
I speak, of course, of the “marinara points” you always requestaru of these adventurers.≺Prompt≻
Ah, mouthwatering morsels of select seafood and pasta boiled to perfection...!
...Ahem. Do you perhaps speak of “merit points?”≺Prompt≻
Hmm? As I was saying, ≺Numeric Parameter 0≻ of those whatchama-pointarus along with the other items of which I spoke.
Round up these, and our contract is as good as signed--and I won't even need to take your soul.≺Prompt≻
And with that, I'm outaru like troutaru!
Drop a linkshell line to my assistantaru when this ≺Multiple Choice (Player Gender)≻[fellow/lady] is ready, mister moogle man.≺Prompt≻
Far be it from me to keep you from your destiny, ≺Player Name≻, but this technique the Tarutaru speaks of...≺Prompt≻
Ah, but never ye mind...just an old man's worries.
Trust your heart and follow your own path. It won't lead you astray.≺Prompt≻
To recap, you'll be needing ≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 01≻ ≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 05≻$≺BAD CHAR: 8280≻≺BAD CHAR: 80≻≺BAD CHAR: 80≻, ≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 01≻ ≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 05≻$a≺BAD CHAR: 80≻≺BAD CHAR: 80≻, and ≺Numeric Parameter 2≻ marinara--I mean merit ≺Singular/Plural Choice (Parameter 2)≻[point/points].≺Prompt≻
Bring these to me, and I'll contact the Tenshodo.
Understood, kupo?≺Prompt≻
Why yes, that should be everything.
Now where did I put my linkshell, kupo...?≺Prompt≻
...≺Prompt≻
Curses and criminy, late again!
Does that Taru's disregard for decorum know no bounds!?≺Prompt≻
Heh, speak o' the devil.
And don't look now, but he's brought a friend...?≺Prompt≻
Hmph! And give me justaru one good reason why the Tenshodo won't help me sell my ≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 05≻%≺BAD CHAR: 8280≻≺BAD CHAR: 80≻≺BAD CHAR: 80≻!≺Prompt≻
I could give you a thousand-wousand reasons, my dear, but what would be the pointaru?
The higher-ups would never listen to a second-string flunky like me!≺Prompt≻
And would it kill you to try to negotiataru!?
After all the time you've spent there, surely you know how to deal with those costive-wostive easterners!≺Prompt≻
And what's in it for me? Hmmm?
Why, I don't even like pickles! Yeech!≺Prompt≻
Ah, the tragedy of it all!
It's common knowledge that the pickle-hater misses out on at least eighty percentaru of life's pleasures!≺Prompt≻
Ah, but the remaining twenty percent taste a hundred times as sweetaru, untainted by the sour, unsavory flavor of those foul foodstuffs!≺Prompt≻
Pardon the interruption, but I'm developing a rather rotten taste in my mouth just listening to this pointless palaver.
Is this young lady your assistant, kupo?≺Prompt≻
Ah, forgive me.
This is Chumbawumba, a purveyor of pickle-wickles who--as you can see--is most desperataru to distribute her wares.≺Prompt≻
That's Chamama!
And I'll have you know that I run a perfectly reputable restaurantaru!≺Prompt≻
But my assistant...yes, of course!
How's this, Ms. Chulapalooza? You lend me a hand, and I'll see if I can't talky-walky the Tenshodo into selling your rancid rarab tails.≺Prompt≻
That's Chamama! And “rancid”...!
...W-wait. You'd do that for me?≺Prompt≻
Of course, my dear assistant!
Now step rightaru this way, won't you?≺Prompt≻
Something about this is tying my sensitive stomach in knots, kupo...≺Prompt≻
≺Player Name≻, listen well. My ancient Eastern technique will trigger a miracu-waculous process inside your body.
You might feel a bit odd at first, but pay it no mind.≺Prompt≻
Incubate it carefully, and then, when the urge calls, I want you to squeeze with all your mightaru!
Succeed and you will expel the physical embodiment of the profound life energies that lie dormantaru within you.≺Prompt≻
It's all in the timing. Ten beats of your heart--ten seconds--should do the trick.
Discharge it too early and it will disintegrate into dustaru. Wait too long and we'll have a foul mass as rotten-wotten as Chupawupa's pickled rodent tails.≺Prompt≻
Hmm? Discharge what? No need to sweataru the details, friend!
Anyhoodles, as a final step, my lovely-wovely assistant will weigh your, er, evacuated matter.
I daresay three pickling stones' weight would do just perfectly.≺Prompt≻
Well, aren't you in luck!
I have a supply of ≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 05≻%≺BAD CHAR: 8280≻≺BAD CHAR: 80≻≺BAD CHAR: 80≻ right here.≺Prompt≻
Perfect! Now remember, ≺Player Name≻. It's all in the mind.
When you make that all-important push, envision something...cutesy-wutesy.
≺Unknown Parameter (Type: 80) 1≻≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 01≻ ≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 05≻$≺BAD CHAR: 8280≻≺BAD CHAR: 80≻≺BAD CHAR: 80≻, for example.≺Prompt≻
Cutesy-wutesy...?≺Prompt≻
I recommend you take a momentaru to catch your breath, ≺Player Name≻.
When you're ready, just speak to our frizzy-furred friend here, okay?≺Prompt≻
Ready?
≺Selection Dialog≻Come again?
Ready!
Maybe another time.≺Prompt≻
Well, look who's back.
Ready to give my technique a shot, ≺Player Name≻?≺Prompt≻
Splendid!
I shall signal the start of the procedure, kupo.≺Prompt≻
All rightaru, ≺Player Name≻!
On our moogle friend's mark...!≺Prompt≻
Here we go, kupo!≺Possible Special Code: 00≻
When you get the urge...
≺Selection Dialog≻Push!≺Prompt≻
...≺Possible Special Code: 00≻
...?≺Possible Special Code: 00≻
≺Possible Special Code: 1F≻≺Possible Special Code: 0F≻A discolored mass is released from ≺Player Name≻'s body.
It quickly decomposes and runs off....≺Possible Special Code: 00≻
Eew! Stinky-winky, ≺Player Name≻.
I told you what would happen if you waited too long.≺Prompt≻
≺Possible Special Code: 1F≻≺Possible Special Code: 0F≻Something begins to poke out from ≺Player Name≻'s body.
It quickly crumbles and dissipates into the air...≺Possible Special Code: 00≻
No, no, ≺Player Name≻! Weren't you listening-wistening?
You must hold it in longer!≺Prompt≻
≺Possible Special Code: 1F≻≺Possible Special Code: 0F≻A curious mass is released from ≺Player Name≻'s body...≺Possible Special Code: 00≻
Well, well...this looks most promising indeed!
Ms. Picklemonger, the weigh-in!≺Prompt≻
That's Cha... Oh, just let me see that already!≺Prompt≻
One stone, two.
Yes, it looks like we have...≺Prompt≻
Oh dearie-wearie me.
I'm afraid it's just a trifle-wifle too light.≺Prompt≻
Let's see, now.
Heave...ho!≺Prompt≻
Oh, heavens no.
This is simply-wimply too heavy for an exquisitaru lady like myself to carry.≺Prompt≻
No, this won't do at all.
Once more from the beginning!≺Prompt≻
≺Possible Special Code: 1F≻≺Possible Special Code: 0F≻The unidentified mass vanishes.≺Possible Special Code: 00≻
Just what was that strange stone, kupo...?≺Prompt≻
In all my years, I've never seen anythin' like this...≺Prompt≻
Well, ≺Player Name≻?
I'm ready-weady when you are!≺Prompt≻
Could it be? Yes, I think it could!
Three stones' weight, and not an onz more!≺Prompt≻
≺Multiple Choice (Player Gender)≻[He's/She's] done it!
To think I'd live to see the day...≺Prompt≻
This sleek oblong shape, this glossy sheen!
I'm simply-wimply smitten!≺Prompt≻
And just what is ≺Player Name≻ supposed to do now!?
King Kupofried forbid, you can't expect ≺Multiple Choice (Player Gender)≻[him/her] to...eat it!?≺Prompt≻
Oh, good heavens no!
This is where I unleash my final technique, just like so...≺Prompt≻
≺Possible Special Code: 1F≻≺Possible Special Code: 0F≻The unidentified mass transformed into a shimmering crystal!≺Possible Special Code: 00≻
Congratulations, ≺Player Name≻.
You have tapped into a power that few mortal-wortals have.≺Prompt≻
Atori-Tutori hands the ≺Possible Special Code: 01≻≺Possible Special Code: 05≻3≺BAD CHAR: 8280≻≺BAD CHAR: 80≻≺BAD CHAR: 80≻ to ≺Player Name≻.≺Possible Special Code: 00≻
Keep this stone close at hand for the rest of your days.
As for the nature of its powers... I'll just leave that to your imagination.≺Prompt≻
Are we done here?
I've got pecks of pickled rarab tails to sell, and I'm not getting any younger!≺Prompt≻
Very well. Let it not be said that Atori-Tutori doesn't keep a promise.
May we meet again, ≺Player Name≻. Ta-taru!≺Prompt≻
≺Possible Special Code: 1F≻≺Possible Special Code: 0F≻Atori-Tutori winks knowingly in ≺Player Name≻'s direction.≺Possible Special Code: 00≻
Whatever is the matter, Maat?
Ever since Atori-Tutori showed up, you've been looking positively pale, kupo...≺Prompt≻
It's nothin'. Nothing at all, I say...
Urgh, I think I've lost my appetite...≺Prompt≻
≺Player Name≻. Only the terminal trial awaits you now.
I suspect we shall meet again before long, kupo.≺Prompt≻
Your level limit is now 95!≺Possible Special Code: 00≻