Crossbow beats Rock

[Seanr]

fuckin replies are killin me

[Cleverness]

Maybe kids will stop throwing things at cars if more people carried crossbows.

[Militant]

I'd also like to add that now that shoe is on the other foot so to speak, I don't take any shit from kids. Whenever I pass a group of young kids I always make sure to drive real slow and give them the "don't fuck with me stare." One time I got ambushed by snowballs, ripped the e-brake, busted a u-turn, mashed 1st gear and watched the kids scatter. Hopped out of the car, 3 kids ran in 3 different directions. I got within 10 feet of 1 of them (I don't know what I would have done had I actually caught him) and he tripped and fell face first into about 2 feet of water in a little brook/creek that ran alongside the road I was on. I remember yelling "that's what you get you fucking bastard" or something to that effect as I walked off and heard the kid crying. Double standards are awesome.

[Fhloston]

Passenger's marksmanship skill rises 0.3 points.

[Stumblingdrunk]

i will admit, i commute by bike and i have thought before "if only i had a crossbow to shoot into his tire..."

[BadKarma]

Fill water balloon with milk. Let sit in sun for 3 days. Throw. ???. Profit.