having to watch my sisters puppy for the next 6 months or so. need sleep. help.

[archibaldcrane]

Sleeping with dogs is disgusting.

Vandole, kill the puppy, then your sister, then possibly yourself for putting up with this for more than a day.

[Day]

How is sleeping with a tiny dog like that disgusting? Nigga you stick your dick in dude's buttholes, no way is sleeping with a dog worse than that.

[solanis]

dicks in buttholes is pretty pleasurable actually day, I can initiate you if you'd like

[Day]

I bet you would.

[archibaldcrane]

There are places for people and places for animals. I don't want to spend a third of my life in a fucking dog's bed. I shower daily, I'm sure as fuck not washing a dog daily, which means the dog's bed is going to smell like dog. I'm sure as fuck not going to do it for someone else's dog, and on top of that not to reward it for being a yappy little shit.

Shit's disgusting.

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[Day]

Show daddy where the bad doggy touched you archie.

[archibaldcrane]

Train a dog to sleep in your bed, then bring home a girl from the bar you want to have drunken acrobat sex with. See how that works out.

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[Headspace]

Don't feed it after midnight.

[archibaldcrane]

Don't feed it after tonight.

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[Day]

Picking up drunk sluts in bars is more disgusting than sleeping with a dog first of all, second of all that's why you crate train them. Holy shit sounds like someone has been around some nasty ass dogs.

[solanis]

crate train the bar sluts?

[Day]

Yes that makes sense.

[archibaldcrane]

So we're crate-training the dog we let sleep in our bed every other night? Gotcha.

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[Day]

So we're crate-training the dog we let sleep in our bed every other night? Gotcha.

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It's not really that hard broseph, as stated my dog treats it's crate as it's house... she'll fall asleep in my bed, wake up and go to her crate. MIRACLES I KNOW.

[Vandole]

Okay, just got up from a nice 6 hour sleep thanks to Rozerem and just wanted to let Ksandra know that dogs do piss in beds. My dad let the maltipoo we have(that never bitched about being crated and is a complete badass for it) pissed in my parents bed.

I would let it sleep in my bed but my sheltie is my bed buddy. He got sick this morning and quite literally slept by my side the entire time. *brofist*

I would have slept longer but the cunt started screaming again

[archibaldcrane]

I didn't even think about the fact that the dog will piss in your bed.

Good point.

[Pharaun]

Really? I'd rather not have their fur/dog shit/whatever else they roll in outside all over my house. But that's just me.

I can't stand the mess pets leave around, and before anyone says it, no matter how much you clean the pet hair/fur whatever is still there, shit gets everywhere. That is the main reason pets will never ever enter my house, well that and all the neediness.

[Eurell]

I can't stand the mess pets leave around, and before anyone says it, no matter how much you clean the pet hair/fur whatever is still there, shit gets everywhere. That is the main reason pets will never ever enter my house, well that and all the neediness.

Not all dogs shed lol.

[Vandole]

my sheltie doesnt shed and he was housetrained before i even got him, so that's never been an issue with him

this bitch quite literally just brought her favorite toy to me, turned around and shat on it then barked at me.

WHAT THE FUCK?

[Lucienne]

Have you considered letting someone that actually wants to take care of her take care of her? I can understand catering a puppy gets annoying, especially if it's not your own, but at this point I'm honestly starting to feel more sorry for the dog than for you. Get the fuck over yourself. Puppies are hard work. Some more so than other. She's just a little scared dog.