The Official Forums III: It goes on forever, now.

**Draylo** · 2012-10-22 23:00

He is right about the Adoulin news, they need to let something out its been too long.

**Churchill** · 2012-10-25 01:26

http://darkrenegadesmusings.blogspot.com/

some new posts

tl;dr

It's okay for me to use offensive language in game, but not for people to use windower.

Extra points given due to the mayad.

**Kohan** · 2012-10-25 03:31

Originally Posted by Churchill

http://darkrenegadesmusings.blogspot.com/

some new posts

tl;dr

It's okay for me to use offensive language in game, but not for people to use windower.

Extra points given due to the mayad.

I am rather amazed at what a coward he is, and how every post of his is absolutely bursting at the seams with hot air. He frequently talks about kicking someone's ass, but it's clear that this isn't something he'll ever do. Consider: he lives in Riverside, California, and Square Enix is headquartered in El Segundo, California, which is only an hour's drive away.

Their address is publicized everywhere, but I've never noticed him posting about having given them a visit. You can look at their headquarters' location on Google Maps' Street View, and plainly see that it isn't a heavily fortified castle. In fact, it's attached to a public parking lot, because there are facilities in the building nearby that aren't private, like a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf location. (Once again, you can view this just by using Google Maps and going a little further down the road.)

I don't believe I'll ever stop being amused by his impotent nerd rage.

**Abandon** · 2012-10-25 04:08

wait, something i should be laughing at?

Just read that... what on earth? how long has he been ranting and raving?

**Apelila** · 2012-10-25 04:13

Yes,

Spoiler: show

**Churchill** · 2012-10-25 04:26

hey, i stopped in riverside and didnt get my ass kicked

**Guitarman** · 2012-10-25 04:54

Apparently a few months ago he decided I was "first in line" yet my ass remains unkicked. Apparently if you're not Debbie Gibson you're not worth getting off your 2-ton ass for.

**Jem** · 2012-10-25 05:03

I'm still awaiting my ban from him supposedly reporting me every day for DAT editting lamps in Nyzul and one of my group posting a video of our run. All of us still unbanned!

**Eurell** · 2012-10-25 06:37

Originally Posted by Twitter

12h FINAL FANTASY XI FINAL FANTASY XI ‏@FFXI_EN

Any adventurers planning on making #FFXI pumpkins this year? What're you carving up?

9h Michael Falkner Michael Falkner ‏@darkstar7646

@FFXI_EN How about I fucking carve up the cheating pieces of shit when I get out of the #FFXI penalty box tomorrow, guys? Like that??

7:06 PM - 24 Oct 12 · Details

Fantastic

**Eurell** · 2012-10-25 06:39

lmfao

He's also trying to get John Cena suspended from WWE. Is he aware that wrestling is fake?

**chazzyphizzle** · 2012-10-25 08:03

he sounds like a true gentleman and a genuinely well adjusted fellow, i don't see the problem here

**Smokesalot** · 2012-10-25 09:10

He already updated his blog. All sorts of mad.

Eurell from Bismarck needs a lobotomy, a slap upside the head, or just a simple brain transplant

**Eurell** · 2012-10-25 09:17

He talks to professional wrestlers telling them to be careful before they get suspended, but im the one acting like a 4 year old lol.

Hey guys, I'm going to tell SE I'm going to carve people up, then wonder why everyone thinks I'm a raving fucking lunatic.

**BorkBorkBork** · 2012-10-25 09:18

For him the crusades are alive and well. but if you have a couple hours to waste Google starcade Michael Falkner. There's a long history of his craziness but, one of my personal favorites is him being kicked from a prices right game show forum.

**Eurell** · 2012-10-25 09:19

I think the best line was one of his recent ones, and explains everything about him perfectly. He was shocked and appalled(sp) that SE would rather have people happy than enforce rules like not being able to name yourself Cloud or starcade.

**BorkBorkBork** · 2012-10-25 09:25

LMAO at he GM'd himself for copyright violation and basically got told to find something better to do. Must suck to get all puffed up to free the world from injustice and get told to piss off.

**Apelila** · 2012-10-25 11:08

I hope he's just a god tier troll, that's a lot of crazy for one person to contain.

**Kalmado** · 2012-10-25 11:42

Bio channel needs to make a special on him so I can be entertained.

**ronin sparthos** · 2012-10-25 12:12

Originally Posted by Apelila

I hope he's just a god tier troll, that's a lot of crazy for one person to contain.

He's not. Guys clearly a psych patient who should be in a hospital or speaking with a therapist rather than further damaging himself through posting in an environment where the audience ranges from people looking for entertainment to people looking to egg him into something stupid.

Waiting for the inevitable psychotic break from this guy.

He reminds me of this character: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/NephilimFree - Similar craziness, lust for attention and obsessive behaviors.

**Churchill** · 2012-10-25 12:19

Guys it's not going to end well if you keep it up, he is old school.

Literally, he's 43 and living in Riverside, California. There is an old school there where he watches children play.

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