The Official Forums III: It goes on forever, now.

[Khajit]

Analhelm is making my brain hurt from sheer stupidity. MAKE IT STOP. MAKE IT STOOOP!

[Septimus]

TybudX is moaning about anal or moaning about pup? because the "lolpup" bandwagon is fucking old

Go to any suggestion thread not started by Alhanelem, the more practical and useful the better. Read until you get to a post by Alhanelem where he shits all over the idea no matter how sensibly written and balanced, then watch as he proceeds to derail the thread until it is flaming nuclear waste or just locked. Then repeat until your eyes bleed.

Welcome to the Final Fantasy XI Official Forums: Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate.

[GoggleHead]

I've refrained from posting the Red Mage forum in its entirety, but holy fuck this one just makes me depressed:

Spoilered for huge b/c I don't feel like cropping.

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http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...l=1#post234812

[Esvedium]

That post screams THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

[Septimus]

I've refrained from posting the Red Mage forum in its entirety, but holy fuck this one just makes me depressed:

Spoilered for huge b/c I don't feel like cropping.

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http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...l=1#post234812

No have wordy-things for to speak confusion. Internets help me!

http://www.bjstaab.com/images/picard-wtf.jpeg

OK, the pressure on my brain has reduced. Can we have a button on the official forums to flag that a post is so stupid that it may cause people to die?

[Mairja]

I'm just gonna copy this:


http://www.bjstaab.com/images/picard-wtf.jpeg


It really is the only appropriate response to that post.

[Vandalhart]

I know I saw it in here, but it appears the dear have learned from past experiences with ... I wanna say Korpg?.. if I'm wrong I apologize (and hopefully this isn't too old of a video).

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[Deathbringer]

dat post

http://howimetyourotaku.files.wordpr...ll-of-fuck.jpg

[kamugi]

Thank God they added those new strategy forums, now we can get the best tips from the Pros!
Like this wonderful thread from Kuroganashi~

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...84-NIN-Tanking

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c243/r5n/nint.jpg

[GoggleHead]

At least they're telling people to cap Haste? I dunno, I got nothin'.

[Gokulo]

Weapon Skill Strong and True?

[Yukari]

Also, IIRC NIN doesn't get evasion bonus.

[Kensagaku]

You remember correctly. I just remember looking at that thread, staring, and going "wut." But then again, it's Kuroganashi... that should be expected. But hey, time to revive the OF thread.

[Mairja]

LolKuroganashi, the guy that can't even get Migawari to work.

http://i942.photobucket.com/albums/a...tos/kuro-1.jpg


(comment taken from Scroll of Kakka: Ichi page)

[Septimus]

Also, IIRC NIN doesn't get evasion bonus.

It does with Dancer sub, the only sub that you will ever ever need because the stun from Violent Flourish lands 100% of the time and never, ever, ever misses!

...

Seriously, who do we have to bribe to get the "report a post for stupidity" button?

[GoggleHead]

Sweet Jesus, it keeps posting:

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http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...l=1#post235808

I don't know what to do with it anymore. It's referencing Provoke and Defender for tanking...I mean fuck, didn't that shit end back in 2005?

[Neisan]

I think my response was appropriate to that.

[Kuishen]

EDIT: nvm

[Langly]

Thank God they added those new strategy forums, now we can get the best tips from the Pros!
Like this wonderful thread from Kuroganashi~

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...84-NIN-Tanking

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c243/r5n/nint.jpg

I can't believe shit like that flies.. I mean I can believe it. But I don't want to.

[Gokku]

sweet jesus the DD section is full of down syndrome abyssea babys ... I CAN AOE ON BLU FOR 6K HURR HURR im a reall DD.... no just mother fucking no...

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...damaging/page3

i need that my brain is full of fuck image...