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    The Anti Miz
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    How do I get this chick off my dick in a nice way?

    Usually I have no problem being a complete asshole to a girl when I no longer require her services in the bedroom but I have finally fucked my way into a situation that I can't asshole my way out of.

    I am sure most of you studs have been in this position. I need to explain to this broad that I do not want to be her boyfriend or eve continue having sex with her. I absolutely need to do this without hurting her feelings. I mean i can hurt them a little bit but I dont want her hating me or my peoples or doing some psycho shit, you know? you know.

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    Is this the slant?

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    Ahahahaha, nope. Hope you got a garage with a lock!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headspace View Post
    Is this the slant?
    No, I want to date the slant.

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    I figured you just changed your mind.

    Need pics of this chick then.

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    Crating.

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    Just tell her you aren't interested in her anymore, you don't have to be rude. Just put her down easy, there's no reason to infringe on your free will just because she wants to pursue something that isn't there. God speed o.o>

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    Thats what you get when you fuck virgins and crazies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    Just tell her you aren't interested in her anymore, you don't have to be rude. Just put her down easy, there's no reason to infringe on your free will just because she wants to pursue something that isn't there. God speed o.o>
    well the problem is i NEVER was interested. but i knew she was. and then i was like i might as well bang this chick, so then i banged her. The real problem is that she is a coworker and i dont want things to get dicey in the work spot.

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    Tyven. Really. A BG relationship advice thread. Fuck man, I can't even describe the level of disappoint I am son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Tyven. Really. A BG relationship advice thread. Fuck man, I can't even describe the level of disappoint I am son.
    haha, you have no idea how excited I was to finally do one of these.

    It was either this or type "nigger" in every thread i came across until I got caught. Qalbert told me not to do that one. So I did this one.

    Im having a slow night

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    And a co worker... god damnit son. You know what I have no pity. You know better. Clean up your own mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headspace View Post
    I figured you just changed your mind.

    Need pics of this chick then.
    Don't ignore me bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    she is a coworker
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    Pictures before I can provide advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    And a co worker... god damnit son. You know what I have no pity. You know better. Clean up your own mess.
    i know i know, i am the worst. also i edited my previous post to you to provide more clarity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headspace View Post
    Don't ignore me bitch
    Quote Originally Posted by jmcgarrell View Post
    Pictures before I can provide advice.
    Can't

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    Can't
    Then the best advice I can give is............ change your locks, and hide indoors.

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    Dump her, quit your job, play for redskins

    fuck bitches get money

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    well the problem is i NEVER was interested. but i knew she was. and then i was like i might as well bang this chick, so then i banged her. The real problem is that she is a coworker and i dont want things to get dicey in the work spot.
    For future reference man, don't do that anymore lol. For now, just play it cool and just stop answering her calls or replying to her text messages. Slowly cut off communication, and be as pro as possible at work. More importantly, keep flirting to a minimum don't lead her on whatsoever, bitches be crazy.

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