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  1. 2011-09-01 19:59 #21
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    Spray bottle?

    or

    Pretend you are gay, shouldn't be too hard.
  2. 2011-09-01 20:01 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    Can't
    let me get in your butt once, not in a gay way but just so you have can give her a plausible story that you're actually a gay, I'd take one for the team to get you out of this bro
  3. 2011-09-01 20:02 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    And a co worker... god damnit son. You know what I have no pity. You know better. Clean up your own mess.
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  4. 2011-09-01 20:03 #24
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    I thought this was a Seanr thread.
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    stick it in her pooper
  6. 2011-09-01 20:05 #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Spray bottle?

    or

    Pretend you are gay, shouldn't be too hard.
    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    let me get in your butt once, not in a gay way but just so you have can give her a plausible story that you're actually a gay, I'd take one for the team to get you out of this bro
    this is what friendship is
  7. 2011-09-01 20:05 #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    For future reference man, don't do that anymore lol. For now, just play it cool and just stop answering her calls or replying to her text messages. Slowly cut off communication, and be as pro as possible at work. More importantly, keep flirting to a minimum don't lead her on whatsoever, bitches be crazy.
    i was able to deny her the D for like 8 months but then I gave in. I AM ONLY HUMAN
  8. 2011-09-01 20:07 #28
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    It could have been, because i have this problem... but it's way too complicated for BG, also... I'd refuse to show pics
  9. 2011-09-01 20:07 #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    let me get in your butt once, not in a gay way but just so you have can give her a plausible story that you're actually a gay, I'd take one for the team to get you out of this bro
    Joke's on Tyven when she says he can be with guys too. LOL
  10. 2011-09-01 20:10 #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Joke's on Tyven when she says he can be with guys too. LOL
    http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2978/1263271553347.gif
  11. 2011-09-01 20:12 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Joke's on Tyven when she says he can be with guys too. LOL
    Sounds like a win win. If she's open to him being with a man as well, she's open to him being with another woman.

    Callisto, you down for this foursome?
  12. 2011-09-01 20:16 #32
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    OK Tyven... honestly... serious fucking answer

    Tell her you want to have a main bitch and a mistress, she more than likely won't go for that, and leave you alone. If she does go for it, then shit... your in my situation
  13. 2011-09-01 20:18 #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Joke's on Tyven when she says he can be with guys too. LOL
    Jokes on Tyven when he has a dick in his ass I think.
  14. 2011-09-01 20:21 #34
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    a dick in your ass is never a joke day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    OK Tyven... honestly... serious fucking answer

    Tell her you want to have a main bitch and a mistress, she more than likely won't go for that, and leave you alone. If she does go for it, then shit... your in my situation
    Rofl
  16. 2011-09-01 20:22 #36
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    stick it in her pooper
  17. 2011-09-01 20:30 #37
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    ugh, thats a convo i really dont want to have. im so much better at being a piece of shit than being a genuine person.
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    As a chick (not saying I know how all chicks think, but) cutting off communication without stating clearly that you're done is a really bad idea. She'll just think she has to try harder to get your attention. If she's crazy/immature enough that having a talk with her and saying you're over her/not interested anymore doesn't get through to her, then you're probably in for a rough time regardless.
  19. 2011-09-01 20:34 #39
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    im just gonna fuck her again
  20. 2011-09-01 20:36 #40
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    fuck her face... like ghetto gaggers
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