How do I get this chick off my dick in a nice way?

[dejet]

i dont want to date at work. i want to fuck at work. the problem is the bitches want to date.

Then stay away from the ones that dont want to just fuck lol. the hot ones are the ones looking to fool around anyways.

[Deejay]

rule 1) it cant be a person under you or over you. Side by side is ok.(or anywhere far away from you)
rule 2) unless you really think its something more then just candy for the week dont let them think it is. Tell them like it is fool. Fuck, 90% of the woman at my job no im not looking for shit and I say it. Its fact around there im just looking to sleep with people. Dont hide it.

rule 1 is wrong wrong wrong. i can't stay much. but fucking above you is almost always good and rarely has drawbacks. say you fucked your boss, and then got tired of them and started messing around with another employee and your boss got jealous. what can your boss do without risking legal trouble and/or embarrassment? seriously. they can't even pretend to give you a hard time without risking an OMEGA shit hitting the fan. most places don't even allow bosses to hang out with their employees. what makes you think they'd want the world knowing they're fucking them?

rule 2 always depends on the girl. some girls just like to feel like you're making the proper pussy payments to get in them panties while others will take a simple "lets chill". some girls can be the biggest sluts in the universe but wont put out unless the guy makes them feel special.

always play it like prince charming unless the girl gives you concrete proof to do otherwise. also, you don't want to run the risk of looking like the office man whore because no one wants to be the girl who slept with the man whore. it just makes them look bad. it's almost always beneficial to play the nice guy role until you eventually start hooking up.

god you guys are so bad at this.

[Conrad]

hit her with a water bottle

[Deejay]

i dont want to date at work. i want to fuck at work. the problem is the bitches want to date.

so date them until you fuck them broham. you got the money, make them pussy payments. or what you could do is just fuck the girls who already have a man but that's a WHOLE nother story, and something i would never do lol

[Deejay]

Because I have never done nor will I ever stand for such things.

[Dimmauk]

Do you have any cool dudes who work with you and are willing to wingman for you by getting with this chick?

This would also work. Then he can be the asshole, and you can use the bros rule. Just need a dude with game.

[archibaldcrane]

also, you don't want to run the risk of looking like the office man whore because no one wants to be the girl who slept with the man whore.

lol

if you do it right, every girl wants to know what she's missing

[Deejay]

touche

[Day]

You watch too many of those movies out there in LA archi.

[dejet]

lol iv never run into anything at my job jey so call it what you want ~_~ thats what I follow and thus far its worked just fine.

golden rule really is be smart about it.

edit: let me fix what I said.. I dont go around telling every woman i want to sleep with them and say its just for sex. Dont be a dirt bag about it lol. just dont hide it from them because that will only come back to harm you in the long run.

[archibaldcrane]

You watch too many of those movies out there in LA archi.

I know you really want me to be a homosexual Day, and I'm sorry that I have loads of experience with women to draw on to help out. Will you ever forgive me?

[Deejay]

edit: let me fix what I said.. I dont go around telling every woman i want to sleep with them and say its just for sex. Dont be a dirt bag about it lol.

yeah that's what I was trying to get at. a lot of girls automatically cross dudes off of their hook up list if they know he's nonchalant or openly brags about the amount of girls he sleeps with. some women have a reputation to uphold, and they don't want some joe making them out to be a whore

however, do what works for you bro. i can't knock your hustle if you still gettin it

[Kuya]

i dont want to date at work. i want to fuck at work. the problem is the bitches want to date.

bitches always wana date