NFL Week 1 - Tyche is laughed at, Miz still doesn't post, and Rhinox gets banned

[Akiyama]

Definitely. A lot more injuries/cramping too which can be attributed to the lack of OTA's/Camps.

[Plow]

I think this year's crazy heat is a part of that, too. I noticed in the college games as well, there's always a lot of cramping early on but it was kind of ridiculous this year.

[Marootsoobutsu]

I wasn't able to watch the game live; had to watch it late. I'M SO FUCKING GLAD WE HAVE JOHN FOX SO WE CAN LOSE ON OPENING NIGHT IN THE SLOPPIEST PLAY I'VE SEEN SINCE FUCKING 1999. Holy shit this was an embarrassment. The defense is as bad as last year, the offense is worse. Everyone looked confused. No one knew what the hell they were doing.

PRO FUCKING TIP: A COACH WHO GETS FIRED AFTER GOING 2-14 IS NOT THE GUY YOU WANT TO HIRE, JOHN-FUCK-YOU-FOR-MAKING-ME-HATE-YOU-ELWAY.

Good fucking grief. We're going to be just not awful enough this year to not draft Luck. And then Fox is going to waste another pick on ignoring the defensive line, Denver's biggest need for the last spaghetti-monster-damned decade. The major reason the linebackers sucked last year was 3 of the four starters being out for half-or-more of the season, but the defensive line has been absolute shit for far too long. BUT YOU GOT PEPPERS! Congrats on an overhyped me-first player who goes for his stats and doesn't give a shit about his team. You went to the Super Bowl once... in an extraordinarily weak division and you STILL had to get every lucky break.

Why would you hire someone with more losing seasons than winning seasons? Why would you hire someone as a "defensive mastermind" who spent as many years in the bottom half of the league on defense as in the top half? The only good thing I'm going to have this whole damned season is getting to tell Broncos fans "I TOLD YOU SO" since the minute Fox was considered.

Seriously, Carolina, screw you for not waiting to fire Fox until after Elway had hired *ANYONE* else. I'd almost rather have Chuck-fucking-Knox.

Whomad? Imad. I need to dickride someone else; I'll take the Patriots. Because Denver actually has a winning record against Belichick and Brady, so I can dick ride that meaningless stat while I wait 4 years for Fox to get fired and Denver to actually have a chance to get good again.

[Lordender]

John Fox got very lucky in Carolina, dude had Steve Smith where all clutch had to do was throw it up there and he almost always came down with it, had some solid defenses and running games to go with it.

I heard "We want Tebow!" chants on T.V, so Denver fans want to go from a chance @ the division to winning 4-5 games, Tebow isn't the answer right now, he couldn't even beat out Brady fucking Quinn! A guy who maybe faced one good defense his entire college career and got drubbed by them in the sugarbowl 41-14.

[Rhinox]

So not only are cowboy fans dumb football fans but they also hate America

Apparently a cowboys fan tazered a marine.

[Chrius]

Root for good team = bandwagon fan
Root for bad team = dumb fan
Root for whoever your team is = football genius

[Rhinox]

At least you can admit the cowboys are a bad football team

[Conrad]

Week 1 Results for BQBL are up. I got destroyed, fuck you Kolb/Newton for playing well
Also finish the draft, there's like 3-4 picks left

[Cail]

MIAMI -- New England Patriots center Dan Koppen suffered a left ankle injury late in the first half of Monday night's 38-24 win against the Dolphins and was carted off the field.

Citing unnamed sources, the Boston Herald reported that Koppen broke the ankle, and there is no timetable for his recovery. More tests will be performed to determine whether Koppen suffered ligament damage.

Koppen did not return to the game and was seen on the sideline wearing a protective boot. He was on crutches after the game.

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/...n-broken-ankle

[Deejay]

Root for good team = bandwagon fan
Root for bad team = dumb fan
Root for whoever your team is = football genius

finally, someone gets it

[Melena]

I wasn't able to watch the game live; had to watch it late. I'M SO FUCKING GLAD WE HAVE JOHN FOX SO WE CAN LOSE ON OPENING NIGHT IN THE SLOPPIEST PLAY I'VE SEEN SINCE FUCKING 1999. Holy shit this was an embarrassment. The defense is as bad as last year, the offense is worse. Everyone looked confused. No one knew what the hell they were doing.

PRO FUCKING TIP: A COACH WHO GETS FIRED AFTER GOING 2-14 IS NOT THE GUY YOU WANT TO HIRE, JOHN-FUCK-YOU-FOR-MAKING-ME-HATE-YOU-ELWAY.

Good fucking grief. We're going to be just not awful enough this year to not draft Luck. And then Fox is going to waste another pick on ignoring the defensive line, Denver's biggest need for the last spaghetti-monster-damned decade. The major reason the linebackers sucked last year was 3 of the four starters being out for half-or-more of the season, but the defensive line has been absolute shit for far too long. BUT YOU GOT PEPPERS! Congrats on an overhyped me-first player who goes for his stats and doesn't give a shit about his team. You went to the Super Bowl once... in an extraordinarily weak division and you STILL had to get every lucky break.

Why would you hire someone with more losing seasons than winning seasons? Why would you hire someone as a "defensive mastermind" who spent as many years in the bottom half of the league on defense as in the top half? The only good thing I'm going to have this whole damned season is getting to tell Broncos fans "I TOLD YOU SO" since the minute Fox was considered.

Seriously, Carolina, screw you for not waiting to fire Fox until after Elway had hired *ANYONE* else. I'd almost rather have Chuck-fucking-Knox.

Whomad? Imad. I need to dickride someone else; I'll take the Patriots. Because Denver actually has a winning record against Belichick and Brady, so I can dick ride that meaningless stat while I wait 4 years for Fox to get fired and Denver to actually have a chance to get good again.

Actually you won two superbowls back to back, but whose nitpicking Can't really blame Orton on that one. If denver doesn't take that 15 yard penalty late in the second quarter, Janikowski doesn't get the chance to tie an NFL record for a field goal. Both teams were horribly undisciplined from the start.

[Cail]

Actually you won two superbowls back to back, but whose nitpicking Can't really blame Orton on that one. If denver doesn't take that 15 yard penalty late in the second quarter, Janikowski doesn't get the chance to tie an NFL record for a field goal. Both teams were horribly undisciplined from the start.

Plus how many balls did Denver receivers drop that game?

[Demosthenes11]

I missed the jets postgame press conference - did rex ryan really call the jets a powerhouse after that win? what a joke

[Rhinox]

The #Bears defense was the only defense in the NFL to not allow a TD in Week 1.

[Chun Liroy]

Power house full of luck.

[Conrad]

totally sustainable

[Demosthenes11]

Power house full of luck.

please don't imply the cowboys got unlucky.

The jets got lucky, lucky the cowboys are a joke

[Valisk]

The Jets were the benefactors of playing a horrible decision-making Romo. No ands, ifs, or lucks about it.

[Chun Liroy]

please don't imply the cowboys got unlucky.

The jets got lucky, lucky the cowboys are a joke

you were taking about the jets, so was I. You can't count on a blocked punt every game.

[Dimmauk]

Did someone compare Forte vs AP week one stats yet?