NFL Week 1 - Tyche is laughed at, Miz still doesn't post, and Rhinox gets banned

[tyven]

POW

[Chun Liroy]

he can hang out with valisk then

Spoiler: show

http://cdn.whatculture.com/wp-conten...-and-marty.jpg

[Demosthenes11]

wtf that doesn't even look like mike alstott lol

[Plow]

wtf that doesn't even look like mike alstott lol

it's fucking scary how much it looks like him...

Spoiler: show

[Demosthenes11]

maybe its just the side but I don't see it o.O

[Zoolander]

Does he look like a hobbit with a goatee to anyone else?

wtf, bite your tongue good sir.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...y_week15/3.jpg

[Plow]

Does he look like a hobbit with a goatee to anyone else?

He's the juggernaut, bitch.

[Plow]

And, screw it, if you don't like watching Alstott run you have no business talking about football anyway, so here, enjoy:





^ Best Alstott music imaginable.




Most of this one's clips are in the others, but at about 0:50 it plays the game's sound, and it's freaking awesome:

[Deejay]

YOU ARE IN GOOD HANDS WITH ALLSTOTT

[Valisk]

New Orleans at Green Bay
Atlanta at Chicago
Cincinnati at Cleveland
Buffalo at Kansas City
Philadelphia at St. Louis
Detroit at Tampa Bay
Tennesseeat Jacksonville
Pittsburgh at Baltimore
Indianapolis at Houston
NY Giants at Washington
Seattleat San Francisco
Minnesota at San Diego
Carolina at Arizona
Dallas at NY Jets
New England at Miami
Oakland at Denver

[Valisk]

AFC East: Patriots
AFC North: Steelers
AFC South: Texans
AFC West: Chargers
Wild Cards: Raiders, Ravens

NFC East: Eagles
NFC North: Packers
NFC South: Saints
NFC West: Cardinals
Wild Cards: Lions, Falcons

Coach of the Year: Jim Schwartz, Lions
Comeback POY: DeAngelo Williams, Panthers
Defensive ROY: Patrick Peterson, Cardinals
Offensive ROY: Julion Jones, Falcons
Defensive POY: Clay Matthews, Packers
Offensive POY: Philip Rivers, Chargers
MVP: Philip Rivers, Chargers

AFC Championship: Chargers over Ravens
NFC Championship: Saints over Packers

Super Bowl: Chargers over Saints

[Dimmauk]

Bregor, Hillis is getting shut down on Sunday.

I'm not even starting him in fantasy.

Cribbs, colt and m&m going to get dat lead, then they will feed the Juggernaut all second half.

[Headspace]

Cribbs, colt and m&m going to get dat lead, then they will feed the Juggernaut all second half.

Cribbs has been rendered useless. Is massaquoi even alive?

Colt could go hard. Hell have over 100 yards rushing.

BIG RED

[Chun Liroy]

Hillis will have <900 yd for the season.

[Dimmauk]

Felix Jones will have more yards than AP.

[Chun Liroy]

Don't go out on a limb or anything Dimmy.

[Tyche]

He could have more total yards, and it wouldn't really be surprising. Felix caught a ton of balls last year. I still doubt it, but it could happen.

[Chun Liroy]

Felix had 1250 yds in a two back system, as the #2 back, AD had 1600. Like I said, way to go out on a limb dimmy.

[Tyche]

AD has been steadily increasing his catches out of the backfield too though, so I still doubt it happens.

[jmc]

So, looks like we have figured out who the 3rd string TE is going to be on the patriots.

Rob Gronkowski's older brother.............Dan Gronkowski

This should get interesting. lol