NFL Week 1 - Tyche is laughed at, Miz still doesn't post, and Rhinox gets banned

[Demosthenes11]

he was due $8m this year and he sucks, so it was an economic move. idk why they dont just accept they are going to suck though and start gabbert all 16 games. get him experience since they know they won't do shit this year anyways.

wish the pats were playing the afc south this year, jfc

[Gadritan]

Look for the 49ers, who recently cut Luke McCown’s brother, Josh, to consider pursuing Garrard. Ditto for the Dolphins, who have been forced to settle for Chad Henne. Other potential destinations include the Bills, Steelers (where he’d replace Leftwich again), Colts (if they think Garrard is better than Kerry Collins), Chiefs (where Matt Cassel is dinged up and the cupboard is bare behind him), Redskins (for obvious reasons), and Seahawks (ditto).

And then there are the Eagles, who may sign Garrard just to show the rest of us that they can.

Bolded part is a lot of awesome.

[Akiyama]

LOL holy shit that's win

[Demosthenes11]

jesus fucking christ.

fiancee just said she made plans to visit a potential wedding venue over an hour away sunday at 1 pst. That is such a troll move I didn't know what to say

[Demosthenes11]

nothing to see here

[Cail]

damn demo, thats brutal...also, perhaps the panthers wont be the worst team this year! thanks jags!

[Gadritan]

ex-fiancee

ftfy

[Dimmauk]

jesus fucking christ.

fiancee just said she made plans to visit a potential wedding venue over an hour away sunday at 1 pst. That is such a troll move I didn't know what to say

You totally said

[Valisk]

jesus fucking christ.

fiancee just said she made plans to visit a potential wedding venue over an hour away sunday at 1 pst. That is such a troll move I didn't know what to say

Your wedding is during the Super Bowl isn't it? Isn't it?!

[Melena]

I could see the Niners making a move. I mean hell, as bad as he's been in the preseason, he's fucking dan marino when compared to Alex what do you mean throw it away to avoid a sack smith.

[Cleverness]

ftfy

Beat me to it, cut your loses now. This is only the beginning of something terrible if she's scheduling it Week 1. Prolly wants to go watch a chick flick during the Super Bowl.

[Dimmauk]

Eagles trying to get as many black QBs a ring as possible.

[Demosthenes11]

nah, I gave her a black eye pretty quick. nothing will tear me from the couch sunday

[Headspace]

nah, I gave her a black eye pretty quick. nothing will tear me from the couch sunday

Brb tron tix

[Penthesilea]

lulz,

Giants MLB Jonathan Goff tears ACL.

...

[Cleverness]

If we actually get to Week 1 with a full squad I'd be surprised at this point.

[Penthesilea]

When Bradshaw and Jacobs tear theirs, you can bring back Tiki and Pierce.

[Demosthenes11]

Brb tron tix

gawd you nigs still not over that? that was flex'd to sunday night ;(

[jmc]

nah, I gave her a black eye pretty quick. nothing will tear me from the couch sunday

I could picture your couch strapped to the top of a car...as your fiance drives to her destination.

[Rhinox]

Patent pending