NFL Week 1 - Tyche is laughed at, Miz still doesn't post, and Rhinox gets banned

[archibaldcrane]

3 teams in the AFC south are starting new QBs week 1 (the best of whom is Matt fucking Hasslebeck), if this isn't the Texans' year it never will be.

[Demosthenes11]

I love the idea of this league

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-tr...terback-league

[Cail]

haha thats awesome

[archibaldcrane]

p amazing

[Tweek]

This year is different, this is THE YEAR for the Texans! With Peyton having rehab and pain issues, we damn well better win the division ffs...

Texans v Lions Superbowl

You're right about the Texans but people are jumping the gun on the Lions, sure they are looking better and better each year and making all the right improvements but they are going to have a battle to even make the playoffs let alone make it to the Super Bowl. They are still a young team.

[Delirium]

3 teams in the AFC south are starting new QBs week 1 (the best of whom is Matt fucking Hasslebeck), if this isn't the Texans' year it never will be.

So basically the AFC South will have a 7-9 team make the playoffs like the NFC west? Sounds great!

[Conrad]

Who wants to do that bad QB league, I'm sure we could get a group of 8 on here to participate

[Headspace]

Why Andy Dalton? Nigga can't even get a chance

J-BRUCE

[Dimmauk]

I love the idea of this league

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-tr...terback-league

Amazing! The stats are hilarious.

[noblemountain]

I'm so down for that if anyone wants. I don't like playing fantasy football 'cause I hate the weirdness of cheering for players on teams I can't stand or against my steelers...but cheering for them to suck is just good fun.

[Demosthenes11]

does anyone else notice that every year, the preseason starts out with "wow the chargers arent getting much respect from nfl analysts" talk in articles, but once actual predictions start coming in, half the people have them in the afc championship or SB?

every.fucking.year. Always confuses me

[Callisto]

going to tag-team with rhinox for a few weeks til hockey season starts

[Demosthenes11]

Pretty much sums up my feelings this week

http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments...k_1_go/c2i61is

[Valisk]

I was wondering where all the shit talk about that GQ was from the other players. lol

Have you seen the spread? Dude has on some white, extra skinny jeans that look like spandex. You can't get those in the men's section. He's going to be hearing about it all year. AR-12 called it embarassing, and that's an understatment.

[Mertron]

if someone wants to set up that Bad QB League I would join, hilarity is a hobby of mine

6. Remember that every QB on your roster is eligible for 24/7 points. That means even if you didn't start the Seahawks on Sunday, you still get the 150 points when Tarvaris Jackson's penis appears on a blog on Tuesday.

edit: also lol regarding simmons picking the bengals

When your biggest fear in a Bad QB Fantasy League is "What if Carson Palmer comes back?," life is good.

[archibaldcrane]

49ers sign Tolzien - o/u on what week he takes his first start?

[Demosthenes11]

love the description of the steelers in that league as a wild card with big ben

[noblemountain]

reports out of Indy that Payton may miss the entire season...whoa

[noblemountain]

love the description of the steelers in that league as a wild card with big ben

I agree...you just don't know if he's going to do something dumb and it end up brilliant...or do something dumb and lose us the game.

[archibaldcrane]

I agree...you just don't know if he's going to do something dumb and it end up brilliant...or do something dumb and lose us the game.

I think it was more in reference to him doing something rapey, having to apologize publicly and getting suspended, all of which score big in the league.