NFL Week 1 - Tyche is laughed at, Miz still doesn't post, and Rhinox gets banned

[Chun Liroy]

Packers werent the packers when they beat the packers.


btw didn't that game end controversially?

thats like me bragging about beating the lions week 1.

It's funny because rhinox.

lol

[Rhinox]

It's funny because rhinox.

lol

I don't get it.

[Azull]

Has the NFL decided if its going to suspend Tressel? If not he should appeal and it should be granted if they dont.

[Tyche]

Packers werent the packers when they beat the packers.


btw didn't that game end controversially?

thats like me bragging about beating the lions week 1.

It wasn't really controversial or at the end of the game (mid 4th quarter), but a d-lineman lined up directly over center when Miami was punting. It was the correct call, but that pretty much changed the dynamic of the game. You could argue that the Packers weren't the "Packers" at any point in the regular season. They were pretty mediocre, which is understandable given their injuries.

[Rhinox]

It wasn't really controversial or at the end of the game (mid 4th quarter), but a d-lineman lined up directly over center when Miami was punting. It was the correct call, but that pretty much changed the dynamic of the game. You could argue that the Packers weren't the "Packers" at any point in the regular season. They were pretty mediocre, which is understandable given their injuries.

theres no way the dolphins beat the packers at the end of the season. not even close.

[tyven]

NOT EVEN CLOSE

[Tyche]

Bears sign Brandon Meriweather | ProFootballTalk
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...n-meriweather/

It didn’t take Brandon Meriweather long to find a new team.
Less than 24 hours after the Patriots released Meriweather, he has signed with the Bears.
The Bears announced that they’ve signed the safety to a one-year contract. No word yet on how much he’ll be paid.
Meriweather played in all 16 games for the Patriots last year, starting 13, and he’s been chosen to the Pro Bowl each of the last two seasons.

BEARS

[Delirium]

AFC East: New England Patriots
AFC North: Pittsburgh Steelers
AFC South: Houston Texans
AFC West: Kansas City Chiefs
Wild Cards: New York Jets & Baltimore Ravens

NFC East: Philadelphia
NFC North: Green Bay
NFC South: New Orleans Saints
NFC West: Arizona Cardinals
Wild Cards: Detroit Lions & Atlanta Falcons

[Tyche]

Leroy, stop the damn provoking.

[Tyche]

I wonder how many posts my "junk NFL posts" thread in the graveyard will accumulate. 7 so far, and it hasn't been a day.

[Chun Liroy]

You know for a fact he was going to pull a marion barber "Turning pats garbage into superbowl rings"

[JetEnduro]

Plaxico comeback POY yo~

[Tyche]

You know for a fact he was going to pull a marion barber "Turning pats garbage into superbowl rings"

Then you can wait til he actually does it before you trip out.

[Chun Liroy]

But then what's the point of inb4

[Rhinox]

anyway... its a good signing we didn't have much depth at safety we'll see how lovie uses him.

[Tajin]

I wonder how many posts my "junk NFL posts" thread in the graveyard will accumulate. 7 so far, and it hasn't been a day.

idgi

[Rhinox]

hes been moving post thats off topic trash so pretty much 90% of leroys posts

[Abandon]

i formally request a permaban for leroy.

[Boyiee]

I may have used Tyche's OP as a template.

AFC East: Wes Welker's press conference ability

AFC North: Unflappable Unibrow

AFC South: Pocket Hercules

AFC West: Derp and his merry band of misfits

Wild Cards: Texans, Jets

Notes: In a surprise move, the Bengals convince Randy Moss to come out of retirement. Much to the shock and awe of everyone around him, he agrees to sign for the league minimum, only asking that a hammock be installed at the 50 yard line. Albert Haynesworth is seen in Cincinnati shortly afterwards.

NFC East: VY leads Michael Jordan and the rest of the dream team to VICTORY.

NFC North: MCNABB

NFC South: Who the fuck is Josh Freeman? Oh..

NFC West: We all lose

Wild Cards: Detroit and New Orleans

Notes: McNabb becomes the third quarterback in 15 years for the Vikings to completely revitalize his career and have the best season he's ever had only to lead them to the NFC Championship and crack (Favre, Cunningham). Matty "Ice" Ryan cracks under pressure again but this time for the entire season and not just for one game.

Coach of the Year: Whoever coaches an NFC West team to a winning season, TBD
Comeback POY: MCNABB, Vikings
Defensive ROY: Albert Haynesworth, Patriots
Offensive ROY: JULIO, Falcons
Defensive POY: Fabio, Packers
Offensive POY: Adrian Peterson (and only Adrian Peterson), Vikings
MVP: Adrian Peterson, Vikings

AFC Championship: Patriots v Derp
NFC Championship: Iggles v Viqueens

SuperBowl: Derp beats Iggles by simply making faces at them until they're laughing so hard that they can no longer play.

Didn't notice it at first, and then I did. Then I lol'd.

[Gadritan]

Oh lawd. Got us some Cowboys not-so-sloppy seconds. 5th round 2011 pick. From what I can find, he sounds like a nasty, physical guy with a lot of speed and physical talent. We damn sure need some help in our secondary, but I was hoping we'd get a veteran.

Any ideas from the Boys fans why they let him go?

http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/6654/josh-thomas