Nocturnal Emissions

**Militant** · 2011-09-06 12:18

So, BG, do/have any of you experienced nocturnal emissions? I've honestly never had one, and growing up you'd hear jokes about them from time to time. For those of you that have had them, was it a 1 or 2 time thing, or is it a more regular occurrence? I've certainly had my share of vivid sex dreams, but never have I woken up with wet or crusty boxers. Honestly I wouldn't mind at least one just to check it off the bucket list, I wouldn't mind getting off with 0 physical effort, or having to think about it.

**Dimmauk** · 2011-09-06 12:24

Originally Posted by Militant

So, BG, do/have any of you experienced nocturnal emissions? I've honestly never had one, and growing up you'd hear jokes about them from time to time. For those of you that have had them, was it a 1 or 2 time thing, or is it a more regular occurrence? I've certainly had my share of vivid sex dreams, but never have I woken up with wet or crusty boxers. Honestly I wouldn't mind at least one just to check it off the bucket list, I wouldn't mind getting off with 0 physical effort, or having to think about it.

Usually happens after puberty, give update when you are done with that lol

**Xno Kappa** · 2011-09-06 12:26

It's only natural to be confused and/or curious about your body at this time in your life.

**Crowort** · 2011-09-06 12:26

Never happened to me, but I was masturbating before I could cum. Them dry orgasms seemed much better than the ones that followed strangely...

**kuronosan** · 2011-09-06 12:49

Can happen at any age, really. It all depends on what you're dreaming about and how intense the dream is. Generally sex dreams that end in climax can cause them rather easily.

**archibaldcrane** · 2011-09-06 13:55

Never had one.

**Mertron** · 2011-09-06 13:56

I'm an old man and I have never had one. I sometimes feel left out.

**Odon** · 2011-09-06 14:10

You generally have them when you don't jack it for a while, they're p. cool.

**miokomioko** · 2011-09-06 14:13

Even during periods of abstinence and I have never had one. I so sad...

**Gulkeeva** · 2011-09-06 14:18

nope, only propped up a tent a few dozen times but no mess in the bed.

**zoobernut** · 2011-09-06 17:14

For some reason it strikes me as odd that we currently have two threads towards the top of GD that have the word emissions in the title.

**Boyiee** · 2011-09-06 17:19

Originally Posted by kuronosan

Can happen at any age, really. It all depends on what you're dreaming about and how intense the dream is. Generally sex dreams that end in climax can cause them rather easily.

Originally Posted by Odon

You generally have them when you don't jack it for a while, they're p. cool.

I get them all the time. Once every 1-3 months. It's pretty annoying to have to wake up and immediately change my boxers etc. I don't jack it that often which is probably why it happens. Guess my sex dreams are pretty intense.

***Ddz*** · 2011-09-06 17:48

I'm a girl and it happened to me once, woke up having a full-on O...pretty awesome actually.

**Kerberoz** · 2011-09-06 17:49

**Day** · 2011-09-06 17:51

Originally Posted by Gulkeeva

nope, only propped up a tent a few dozen times but no mess in the bed.

??

**Lucienne** · 2011-09-06 17:52

Originally Posted by Ddz

I'm a girl and it happened to me once, woke up having a full-on O...pretty awesome actually.

I know two girls that have those on regular basis. I'm kind of envious. Would be a fun experience.

**Penthesilea** · 2011-09-06 17:53

Only once, was in japan for a few weeks and felt awkward to jerk off in a strangers house, so I never did. Woke up one morning after a pleasant dream to a mess.

**Day** · 2011-09-06 17:53

Originally Posted by Lucienne

I know two girls that have those on regular basis. I'm kind of envious. Would be a fun experience.

happens to my gf all the time but thats because my dick is in her

**JigglyJam** · 2011-09-06 17:57

I get them when I haven't made a habit of masturbating. Think the last one was about a week ago. Very memorable and awesome every time.

**Militant** · 2011-09-06 18:02

Originally Posted by zoobernut

For some reason it strikes me as odd that we currently have two threads towards the top of GD that have the word emissions in the title.

Now you know where my inspiration came from.

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