Nocturnal Emissions

[Omniyoji]

You generally have them when you don't jack it for a while, they're p. cool.

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[Gulkeeva]

??

I get some pretty interesting dreams i must say alot, from all that I view on a daily basis

[Day]

No I'm saying I wake up hard as rock every day

[Seanr]

I haven't had one in awhile, always confusing at first lol

[Darlantan]

Once every few weeks, sometimes months go by, sometimes it happens back to back. Basically I remember my dreams 9 out of 10 times, and half of them are vivid and ok controlled although far from perfect. The times I dont control them, if a chicks appears out of nowhere and I dont get the hell out of the way I (or well, they) are fucked... in dreams I have the worst fucking resistence ever, its like 30 secs and I am out and waking up.

[Tymon]

I always wake up with morning wood but I haven't had one in years

No idea if I would have one if I went through a long period of abstinence since I haven't done that in years either

[Elvis]

Nocturnal Emission sounds like a death metal band

[Boyiee]

No I'm saying I wake up hard as rock every day

Yeah me too. I always get afraid when taking a nap at work that I'll get an erection but so far so good. Would be pretty embarrassing on the couch with everyone around.

[Kerberoz]

Nocturnal Emission sounds like a death metal band

http://www.myspace.com/nocturnalemissionsofficial

[Julian]

Only had this happen when I was first going through puberty, before I knew about jacking off. >_>

Never happened since then, but the longest I've gone without masturbating was like... a week and a half, when I was on vacation.

[shepardG]

I'm in the same boat as julian, haven't had the ole' "River pants" since i was a wee lad. I think it "comes" from furiously beating the shit out of my dick. constantly.


and with fury.

[Xno Kappa]

Happened twice in Iraq when I would go months at a time without blowing my loads. Before that it was when I was 15 and after that never again since I'm smashing bitches and beating my dick on the regular.

[Nirokun!]

Only once, then I started masturbating. Very odd sexual ideas, definitely not something I'd do IRL. Vivid (straaaaaaange) and intense. I remember waking up, knowing what just happened, taking my boxer briefs off and washing them with handsoap in the sink, then trying to "dry" them out and "hide the evidence" by sticking them underneath my bookbag.

Also, morning wood is healthy and should be happening everyday. (I don't get them spontaneously anymore, ymmv!)

[Plow]

I had one when I was like 13, but I didn't remember the dream or feel it at all, just woke up in the morning and it was pretty obvious what had happened.

Honestly always kind of wished I could have one I'd remember, but for some reason whenever I have sex dreams they pretty much always end right before the actual sex.

[Tymon]

I once threw away 2 pairs of perfectly good underwear to hide the evidence when I was 13 or 14

[Julian]

Never happened to me, but I was masturbating before I could cum. Them dry orgasms seemed much better than the ones that followed strangely...

Have you ever tried jerking off again right away?

If you can achieve orgasm like within 10minutes of your last one, there wont be much cum, and the orgasm is a lot more intense. I used to do this really often like two years ago, dunno why I stopped, maybe I should start again. I think I did three times in a row once, was intense, but I don't know if continuing 3+ times is a good idea D;

[Darkevolution]

I once threw away 2 pairs of perfectly good underwear to hide the evidence when I was 13 or 14

^ This

[Xno Kappa]

Have you ever tried jerking off again right away?

If you can achieve orgasm like within 10minutes of your last one, there wont be much cum, and the orgasm is a lot more intense. I used to do this really often like two years ago, dunno why I stopped, maybe I should start again. I think I did three times in a row once, was intense, but I don't know if continuing 3+ times is a good idea D;

You're good to go for at least 41 times in a row according to the latest research.

[Thiefami]

thought this was the new twilight sequel *walks out of thread*

[Uzor]

I have them maybe once a year. Used to be a common occurrence, but it reduced greatly after about 16.