Nocturnal Emissions

[Takedown3]

i get one about once a year, they always happen during very vivid sex dreams. i usually wake up after thinking something along the lines of wtf did i just get laid? and then pass back out not realizing about the mess until the next morning when my boxers are sticking to my junk.

[Takedown3]

i'm 30, first one was mid twenties prolly

[Pandum]

thought this was the new twilight sequel *walks out of thread*

lol

[AoE]

Used to get them all the time til I became more sexually active. Got one the same night after getting laid. Woke up confused. I wear dark underwear though so there's no evidence unless you're looking for it.

Just throw it in the dirty clothes, take a shower and put on a new pair. Nobody takes showers in the morning?

[Militant]

Judging by the replies they seem to be a lot more common than I had originally thought. However, I'm sure some could argue that based on our demographic and originally being a message board for an MMORPG, you would probably tend to see higher incidents of wet dreams. I'd like to try to abstain from sex or wackin it long enough to have one, I just don't think I could do it without going on a full blown shotgun rampage. Besides, since breaking up with my GF, some 7 months ago, I've managed to get laid at least once every calendar month, and it's not a streak I intend on breaking soon. (example: I got laid on Saturday night (technically sunday morning), so sept. is taken care of, that means I have till the end of Oct. to get laid again to keep the streak alive.) Always love it when I get one in the first week of the month, takes the pressure off.

[hey]

I've managed to get laid at least once every calendar month, and it's not a streak I intend on breaking soon. (example: I got laid on Saturday night (technically sunday morning), so sept. is taken care of, that means I have till the end of Oct. to get laid again to keep the streak alive.)

It's hilarious that you felt the need to explain that.

[Xno Kappa]

thought this was the new twilight sequel *walks out of thread*

lmao