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football?
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football is the devil, and alligators are ornery because of medulla oblongata
SHE SHOWED ME THE BOOBIES, AND I LIKED THEM
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yeah the real football world cup has started! glad you guys have finally got some taste in sport.
no wonder americans like football. it's more slowpaced than even curling which allows them to watch comfortably from their couch without their heartbeat raising even 5 bpm from excitement. having to watch someone run for 5 seconds without a 30 second break to have that 5 second run described in numbing detail is just about as high paced as they can handle.
the real excitement, which does happen occasionally, is when a player manages to run for a staggering 6-7 seconds without tripping over his own feet and starts to celebrate this massive achievement
what does that mean
Olympics/Team USA, at least around here :3 Otherwise it's like soccer for some of us.
how many years did you have to wait for football to be exciting
a bajillion
This one time I felt like watching some football but then I looked outside and saw there was some grass growing so luckily I watched that instead
half of every football team is medically obese. if they took their shirts off you would swear they looked the same as the fatasses who actually watch this sport in a catatonic stupor on their couches every weekend
ilu blarg