How shitty is Florida

**#686578** · 2012-01-12 17:17

Originally Posted by Caiyuo

I've heard Sarasota's actually pretty nice, not sure if that's where you were last time or not. Florida's still shitty, though, I'd argue double shitty this time considered it's the middle of January and it's still not dependably like 60-70 all the time is also occasionally kind of goddamn hot out

Uh it's 80+ right now.

**Antithesis** · 2012-01-12 17:18

Originally Posted by #686578

Uh it's 80+ right now.

So caliente.

**Caiyuo** · 2012-01-12 17:28

Originally Posted by #686578

Uh it's 80+ right now.

what are you saying here, that's shitty weather for January

**Ksandra** · 2012-01-12 19:09

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

Florida is terrible. It has 4 parts: The Deep South (obviously shitty), Disneyworld, Israel, and Cuba.

There is no America there. The weather is miserable. Florida is like the type of place where Ksandra would go for vacation.

weather is fine (rain/humidity doesn't bother me), and rent/cost of living is 3x cheaper. And they actually have yards and air conditioners. florida > cali

oh and no fucking earthquakes. I will never get used to that shit.

also disney world shits all over disney land

[edit] oh and yes, I do agree fuck certain parts of florida, but orlando/tampa areas are fine.
and before I forget, I've had better luck finding reasonably priced/tasty moroccan food there than I have here.

oh and dunkin' donuts doesn't exist here.

mom n' pop shops don't exist enough out here either (outside of mexican food places all trying to sound similar to "Alberto's")

AND getting to see my parents a lot more often is worth more than anything cali could throw at me.

**Caiyuo** · 2012-01-13 01:02

I forget that's not a thing everywhere

**Caiyuo** · 2012-01-13 01:02

**Caiyuo** · 2012-01-13 01:04

ariel gets legs and suddenly she's all "this is my body"

**Mertron** · 2012-01-13 01:25

we have buses that drive up and down the jersey shore with pictures of aborted fetuses on them

its awesome

**Mertron** · 2012-01-13 01:26

i should probably clarify and state they are anti-abortion buses

not abortion is delicious buses

**Sera** · 2012-01-13 02:41

Originally Posted by Caiyuo

LOLOLOL

Good lord, that is hysterical

**Darus Grey** · 2012-01-13 03:25

I'ved lived in both California (Santa Monica) and Florida(Orlando), I would make that swap with you any time Ksandra, cause girl, you crazy.

I've lived a lot of places in my life, and Orlando is one of the only places in the world(and I've been to Africa and the Middle East) that has absolutely no redeeming qualities.

The weather sucks, the layout sucks, the jobs suck, the people really fucking suck.

**Antithesis** · 2012-01-13 09:43

Originally Posted by Kohan

Oh, and I also moved to get away from the excessively bat-shit crazy conservative atmosphere.

I am consistently grateful I live in Miami and not in some craptown like Tampa.

**The Blackrose** · 2012-01-13 10:00

Having been stuck in Florida for two and a half months this year, I'm going to have to concur that Florida is pretty fucking terrible.

Besides right-to-life billboard bullshit, every other billboard is for a lawyer or lawyer group.

The place I was stuck in was a shithole. People sucked, for the most part (luckily FGC people in Tampa/Orlando were good people). Food was meh. Area was trailer city. Didn't really give a shit for the weather.

Only real redeeming quality was Epcot having the Food and Wine Festival at the time. Got in at a discounted rate too. Best believe I got drunk like a motherfucker.

And Perm is correct - Clearwater is Scientology central. Get your suppressive person on.

**Sera** · 2012-01-13 19:38

Originally Posted by Antithesis

I am consistently grateful I live in Miami and not in some craptown like Tampa.

You guys don't even know how to make a proper cuban sandwich. Sweet pickles? You fucking savages.

**Ksandra** · 2012-01-13 22:27

Originally Posted by Darus Grey

I'ved lived in both California (Santa Monica) and Florida(Orlando), I would make that swap with you any time Ksandra, cause girl, you crazy.

I've lived a lot of places in my life, and Orlando is one of the only places in the world(and I've been to Africa and the Middle East) that has absolutely no redeeming qualities.

The weather sucks, the layout sucks, the jobs suck, the people really fucking suck.

y'all keep missing the parent quality. My parents live in CT, florida weather is 100x better (if I never have to shovel snow off a car again it will be amazing) so that comment really will never work on me. I want to be closer to my parents

I also want a yard

**Antithesis** · 2012-01-13 23:10

Originally Posted by Sera

You guys don't even know how to make a proper cuban sandwich. Sweet pickles? You fucking savages.

GURL.

**Caiyuo** · 2012-01-13 23:18

Florida not as bad as Connecticut? I'd buy that, yeah sure, it's all in how you look at it

**Antithesis** · 2012-01-14 10:49

In all fairness, Florida can't be worse than Mississippi.

**Ksandra** · 2012-01-14 11:32

Originally Posted by Caiyuo

Florida not as bad as Connecticut? I'd buy that, yeah sure, it's all in how you look at it

when it comes to weather, yes.

anyone who tries to say freezing rain + sleet + snow + floods + humidity > humidity and rain is retarded. At least the rain in FL is warm. Fuck rain in Feb/March in NE

**Colenzo** · 2012-01-14 12:46

Originally Posted by Caiyuo

lol'd then showed it to everybody i know

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