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[Takedown3]

what the fuck @hummingbirds in your pants?

[xopher]

I like how the last image in the hummingbird set was conveniently left out.



Smuggling hummingbirds.

[Resin]

Hummingbirds are serious business?

[MaachaQ]

http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com...ling-busts/738

5 Funniest Exotic Animal Smuggling Busts

Animal smuggling is one of the most important environmental issues facing planet Earth.

The industry is thought to be worth over $10 billion per year, with smugglers able to charge exorbitant prices for exotic animals. Many of the creatures die in transit, further reducing the numbers of what are frequently endangered animals.

But while this is one of the more serious environmental problems, the animal smugglers themselves can often be great for a laugh. Though an unfortunately large amount of animal smugglers are never caught, the ones who do get themselves deservedly arrested generally manage to do so in some spectacularly funny ways.

So here’s our list of the five best animal smuggler busts:

5. Iguana leg Jerome James was arrested in L.A. in September of last year for smuggling three endangered banded iguanas from Fiji. While that may seem like a routine bust at first, his hiding place was much more unique. Mr. James uses a prosthetic leg, which he had hollowed out and stuffed with the three iguanas before wearing it back to the US.

4. Is that a snake in your pants or....oh it’s a snake in your pants. A Swedish man was arrested in Australia in 2003 after smuggling snakes into the country by strapping them to his legs. The man had eight snakes in his pants including four king cobras. That’s right, folks. Some guy actually put four of the deadliest snakes in the world in his pants. Sadly, but perhaps fortunately for the smuggler, the cobras died in transit.

3. Shark Jesus is not amused Police in San Francisco busted a massive shark smuggling ring that was run out of a church. Kevin Thompson, the pastor of Bay Area Family Church, was convicted as the ringleader of the operation. He and his not so holy henchmen had taken thousands of baby leopard sharks from the waters around the Bay Area and sold them on to pet shops and collectors.

2. Endangered species direct to your door In April 2007, Hisayoshi Kojima of Japan received 21 months in prison for importing endangered butterflies. While this is not particularly remarkable, Kojima’s attempt to get around customs officials was at least somewhat original. Instead of smuggling the insects in via the airport, which is the most common smuggling route, he mailed them. The mailed packages contained two Queen Alexandra’s birdwings, the world’s largest butterfly.

1. “I have monkeys in my pants” Those immortal words were spoken by Robert Cusack in 2004 after one of the more spectacular busts in smuggling history. Cusack only mentioned the baby animals in his trousers after he was fairly sure his cover was blown. Customs officials were tipped off to the fact he was smuggling animals after several of his cargo escaped his suitcase in Los Angeles. It probably didn’t help that the escaped cargo was four birds of paradise, one of the most colourful rainforest animals in the world, which then flew around above the heads of customs officials. Further questioning revealed the cleverly concealed primates, as well as illegally imported orchids in his luggage. His travelling partner was later arrested for importing leopards in his backpack, although his partner proved himself the brains of the operation by not letting the leopards loose in front of authorities. The monkeys are now thriving at a local zoo, although the birds, sadly, died after their ordeal.

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[Meresgi]

Should have a picture of someone smuggling turtles inside a case of cocaine.

"Nothing to see here, just some cocaine..FUCK THEY FOUND THE TURTLE"

[Anso]

Should have a picture of someone smuggling turtles inside a case of cocaine.

"Nothing to see here, just some cocaine..FUCK THEY FOUND THE TURTLE"

Hmm, turtle on cocaine.... Sounds fun!

[Kerberoz]

[Sylvrdragon]

lolentropy

[SephYuyX]

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[notorious bum]

Is that made out of wood or is it just me?

[Resin]

Hell yes. Loved that book as a kid.

[xopher]

Is that made out of wood or is it just me?

Papercraft Link

[notorious bum]

The movie was a masterpiece, too, as far as I'm concerned. I'm such a big kid lol

[Dimmauk]

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[Mots]

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Sauce? My god.

[Tonko]

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[Celeras]

Sauce? My god.

Google image search gave me this as the first result.

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Hope this helps.

[Teron]

Sauce? My god.

Looks like Sasha Grey.

[Pikarya]

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[Delirium]

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I work part time at best buy while I go to school and I almost got fired for refusing to "offer" these things. One of my managers told some stay at home mom who didn't know anything about games that a GS upgrade would make an Xbox 360 run faster.

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