Qalbert: Real American Hero

[Ivve]

let's get back to cock talk

[Tajin]

1.- Cock talk: When two men have man to man, heart to heart conversation. Or a cock talk.
3.- Cock talk: A women or man who speaks while giving oral

[Kuya]

number three is so inclusive

[Kuya]

Are you anti-japan Kuya? Maybe something deep down in the puertorican psyche to prove against another island? Or your well endowed nigro genitalia feels insulted by being compared to inferior penginas?

I'm jealous of the fact that they've been ina recession longer than we have.

[Mertron]

At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.

It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

[Tajin]

oh damn now I want to read GEORGE ZIMMER

[Tajin]

HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER – FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE.. I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU NICE AND DEEP IN THE SHOWER – YOUR FIST CLENCHING HALF OF MY COCK AT THE BASE WHILE THE OTHER HALF SLOWLY PENETRATES YOU. YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLDED WITH A HAIR FULL OF SHAMPOO WHILE RECITING THE LYRICS TO THE BEATLES’ ROCKY RACOON. WHEN YOU GET TO THE PART ABOUT GIDEON’S BIBLE, I WILL IGNITE MY COCK FUSE AND BLOW A LOAD SO HUGE YOU’LL GROW AN ADAM’S APPLE. I GUARANTEE IT.

[Conrad]

At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.

It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

Huh, I guessed Hunter S. Thompson but Joyce makes sense too
I am not well-read at all, apparently

[Antithesis]

Kuya, I miss the dogs

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

qalberto is getting daps and day got bant what the fuck guys

[Tajin]

And nothing of value was lost.

[Krye]

Thank. Fucking. God.

Qalbert has now been successfully added to your ignore list. You will now be returned to where you were.

[Colenzo]

i really want to know what happened

[Blarg]

someone somewhere on bg asked for a link and it took qalbert over 5 mins to give the link which is inexcusable and he was justly and promptly stripped of his mod powers

[Colenzo]

sounds about wrong

[Kiarax]

i really want to know what happened

Qalbert became a real American hero and stood up to fight the evil that is homosexuality.

[Kuya]

in what thread did he fight for justice

[Kiarax]

Wasn't really in a thread, but it was due to the shitty pony shit in general.

[Colenzo]

was he moderating it ? or did he bust out the flamethrower and try to clear the queer out of it

[Colenzo]

i really hope you tried to do both