Man Arrested for Illegal Possession of Taco

**Kuya** · 2011-09-16 14:42

Pay the man

**tyven** · 2011-09-16 14:45

yo kuya i was an hour late to work this morning cuz i was watching that movie this morning. fuckin teddy kgb

**Cail** · 2011-09-16 14:52

i was watchin the end yesterday, didnt know it was on til just after the cops kick their asses

**Chips** · 2011-09-16 15:00

Definitely more to the story. One sided, etc.

**Cyn** · 2011-09-16 15:13

If it happened at 8:45 PM on Glenwood South I'd be willing to bet there are a fucking ton of witnesses.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2011/09/02/TacoBeer.pdf

**Day** · 2011-09-16 15:32

38. Artis was not armed with or in possession of a deadly weapon; he was, however, in legal
and actual possession of a taco, which Artis did not wield in any threatening manner

Fucking LOL'd. His lawyer is a troll irl.

**Day** · 2011-09-16 15:33

39. Without either warning or being told he was under arrest, Rollins grabbed Artis by his
still taco-laden arm, and spun Artis around with great force, which pivoted Artis on his left leg
and sent the hapless taco flying

GODDAMN LOL.

taco-laden arm is best phrase I've heard all year.

**Cail** · 2011-09-16 15:34

This guy needs an immediate endorsement from Taco Bell

**Day** · 2011-09-16 15:36

*armadillo grill

Infinitely better than taco bell!

**Cyn** · 2011-09-16 15:40

Day when you move to Raleigh be careful about the manner in which you wield your taco. They're on high alert now, next time it'll be a S.W.A.T. team.

**Day** · 2011-09-16 15:47

I know right, don't wanna come struttin out of moes all "haters gonna hate" and get tazed or beaten to death.

**Drex** · 2011-09-16 16:05

Originally Posted by Day

get tazed or beaten to death.

Don't forget the potential that your hapless taco may be sent flying

**Cyn** · 2011-09-16 16:22

I think it's fucking hilarious that he's also suing for the loss of the taco.

**Melena** · 2011-09-16 16:34

Originally Posted by Cyn

I think it's fucking hilarious that he's also suing for the loss of the taco.

Well imagine what a buck can do.

**Spoony Bob** · 2011-09-16 16:37

Originally Posted by Cyn

Day when you move to Raleigh be careful about the manner in which you wield your taco. They're on high alert now, next time it'll be a S.W.A.T. team.

Sir Was (that) A Taco team?

**Abandon** · 2011-09-17 08:44

Originally Posted by Day

I know right, don't wanna come struttin out of moes all "haters gonna hate" and get tazed or beaten to death.

this post made my morning.

**Mazmaz** · 2011-09-17 13:10

Originally Posted by Correction

Shouldn't have been eating a taco in a warzone.

Is this a BG specific meme btw? I haven't seen it anywhere else

**Matricide** · 2011-09-17 16:52

Originally Posted by Mazmaz

Is this a BG specific meme btw? I haven't seen it anywhere else

common on forums for people to ignore war atrocities because of war zone etc (iraq/afghanistan/israel/palestine)

**Restrat** · 2011-09-17 16:58

Think it is based on someone's response to the early wikileaks release that was a video of some people in a helicopter shooting up a bunch of people in a street who turned out to be regular people

**Cyn** · 2011-09-17 17:05

Reuters reporters.

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/914...hlight=reuters

Thread: Man Arrested for Illegal Possession of Taco

Thread Tools

Similar Threads

Man Arrested in string of Cat Killings in Southern Florida

White man arrested for wearing McCain t-shirt at Obama victory, blacks cheer police on

For the Consideration of the Tetragramaton...

For frequent visotors of YTMND or any other fans of it..

Man is arrested for "virtual mugging" in Lineage 2

Latest Threads

Up & Coming Threads

Hottest Threads