IT WAS IN MY FUCKING HAIR HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE I WAS JUST SITTING HERE WATCHING A MOVIE AND IT JUMPED OUT OF MY HAIR AND I SCREAMED AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO MUSTER UP THE COURAGE TO MURDER IT BUT I'M SO FUCKING SCARED
IT WAS IN MY FUCKING HAIR HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE I WAS JUST SITTING HERE WATCHING A MOVIE AND IT JUMPED OUT OF MY HAIR AND I SCREAMED AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO MUSTER UP THE COURAGE TO MURDER IT BUT I'M SO FUCKING SCARED
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
Couldn't stop laughing after the part where you were like "is it having fucking babies on my desk?"
jesus take the wheel
Your voice doesn't nearly convey the capslock rage I was expecting.
I'm sorry to say, but it lay eggs under your scalp. You better get it removed.
Absolutely terrifying.
there's a spider crawling up your leg now
That slimy stuff on your teeth when you wake up? Spider jizz.
Oh I always thought that was regular jizz
No, you drool the jizz from the day/hours before while sleeping. No self respecting nigger would stick his shit in your mouth while sleeping that place is nasty.
so hows living with him goin?
I smashed the fuck out of him
that was close
I ended up missing school today though cause that ordeal last night took so long
well at least you lived
Can you really call this existence living?
you die in the game you die for real