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  1. #1
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    THE MOST DISGUSTING THING YOU'LL EVER SEE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE



    IT WAS IN MY FUCKING HAIR HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE I WAS JUST SITTING HERE WATCHING A MOVIE AND IT JUMPED OUT OF MY HAIR AND I SCREAMED AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO MUSTER UP THE COURAGE TO MURDER IT BUT I'M SO FUCKING SCARED

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    HOT LITTLE SNATCH

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    Jesus Christ how horrifying.

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    Patricia Lanvaldear
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    Sargatanas

    Couldn't stop laughing after the part where you were like "is it having fucking babies on my desk?"

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    jesus take the wheel

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    Your voice doesn't nearly convey the capslock rage I was expecting.

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    Quetzalcoatl

    I'm sorry to say, but it lay eggs under your scalp. You better get it removed.

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    Canadian Fury
    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    Valefor

    Absolutely terrifying.

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    there's a spider crawling up your leg now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    Your voice doesn't nearly convey the capslock rage I was expecting.
    It was like 3 AM I can't be screaming and shit in the early morning hours

  10. #10
    St. Fiat
    THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS
    HAS PASSED

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    That slimy stuff on your teeth when you wake up? Spider jizz.

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    Oh I always thought that was regular jizz

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    No, you drool the jizz from the day/hours before while sleeping. No self respecting nigger would stick his shit in your mouth while sleeping that place is nasty.

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    so hows living with him goin?

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    I smashed the fuck out of him

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    that was close

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    I ended up missing school today though cause that ordeal last night took so long

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    well at least you lived

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    Can you really call this existence living?

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    you die in the game you die for real

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