Old Girlfriend Suddenly Wants to hang out... Thoughts?

[Seanr]

get some money out of her while you're at it

[Elvis]

First you have to test whether she's been copied or not. Try to get her tied up somehow. I wouldn't recommend through sexy time though b/c you'll lose focus and before you know it your thing is chopped off and she's playing tiddly-winks with your heart.

After you get her tied up though, get a sample of her blood. You'll need some kind of electric current to 'injure' her blood somehow. If she reacts to it (and you'll know it when you see it) then she's been copied. You're gona need a blowtorch. If not, then tell her you're just into passing electric current through samples of blood during sexy time. Bitches love that.

[archibaldcrane]

First you have to test whether she's been copied or not. Try to get her tied up somehow. I wouldn't recommend through sexy time though b/c you'll lose focus and before you know it your thing is chopped off and she's playing tiddly-winks with your heart.

After you get her tied up though, get a sample of her blood. You'll need some kind of electric current to 'injure' her blood somehow. If she reacts to it (and you'll know it when you see it) then she's been copied. You're gona need a blowtorch. If not, then tell her you're just into passing electric current through samples of blood during sexy time. Bitches love that.

i don't know what this is but i like it

[Synbios]

Go to urban dictionary and find obscure sexual positions/references and practice them all on her.

[Plow]

try the epic sax guy

starts with a 69...

[Colenzo]

ask her if shes gay? if she gets offended then tell her that you knew she was a faggot

[Francisco]

Give her AIDs, then when she finds out, tell her that's how it felt when she broke up/cheater/whatever did to you.

Alas, I'm fresh out of AIDS...

[The Stig]

No pics?

[Qalbert]

itsatrap.jpg

[foopy]

No pics?

how did it take 28 posts for this to come up?

pics needed for best advice.



sounds like you don't get enough pussy, if you're even thinking about some trick that played your ass.

in that case, get your dick wet.

but your beta ass will inevitably get attached and then she'll just play you again. so perhaps that's a bad move in the long run.




really need to see some pics.






BG is slipping man. 28 posts!?!

[Brutala]

i don't know what this is but i like it

Reference to The Thing, I think.

[Elvis]

It is. I'm so sad that Morgan Creek Productions is the studio for the prequel. They're going to screw it up like they did Dream House.

[aduidarnenye]

Run away very fast.

[Siniroth]

I'ma say run away, because you called her Old Girlfriend, not Ex, suggests sub-concious attachment~

[Venga]

a. she got dumped/rejected, needs some confidence boost (like a guy still waiting for her).

b. women ego. she is just checking if you'd still kneel for her signal.

either way, this is very common. chances are high that once she learns that you are still there for her (bam, instant ego boost) she'll withdraw. And you'll hit your head on the wall.

Tell her to fuck off. next from ex? no no. women like to keep some guys on the bench "just in case", call it a substitute. man the hell up and say "no". clearly. without any "ummm lets hang out for now". "hmmm ok maybe's".

This 100%. Treat em mean keep em keen. Girls play mind games, don't learn the hard way.

[Gryffes]

She's moved to new area, needs a bf.
You were a nice guy/whatever and an easy choice, she'll just date you until she finds someone better and moves on and/or use you for whatever you'll give her.

Look up sociopath in a dictionary, it'll say : Synonym: 90% of women.

[Despain]

"No strings attached" "friends with benefits" "fuck buddies" never works out when there are or were feelings involved for the two people once upon a time.

Move away from this. You do not need to go down this road. She already left you once, and now she wants to see if you'd go back to her. Of course, rejecting her will only make her want you more. She'll start to chase and eventually realize that she still has strong feelings for you.

Continue to ignore her and move on. You've already moved on... don't put yourself through her bullshit again. It is unnecessary.

[Odin'sLaw]

i agree with Despain even if you think you'll get the ride of your life you'll still feel like a puta :/

[Fhqwghads]

She already decided she'd rather gamble on getting stuck with some nutcase who might be a total prick to her, beat her up, STDs/AIDS, emotionally abusive, cheat on her, etc., than stay with you. Tell her "thanks, but no thanks - you had your chance, move on." You get back with her and you're going to get dumped again, and it will be even worse than last time, and you might wind up with a going away present too (like herpes or some shit.)

[Celeste]

Give her AIDs, then when she finds out, tell her that's how it felt when she broke up/cheater/whatever did to you.

This is a good idea.