Old Girlfriend Suddenly Wants to hang out... Thoughts?

[Cleverness]

Should have asked her to play with your Wii

[Salodin]

This thread didn't deliver in any which way. Whatever.

[Ddz]

Hang out and bring condoms. 5 years ago is a lot of time to learn from mistakes.

[Pandora]

what if your the dad o.o1!!!!!!

[Jeryhn]

Insert standard reply concerning naked pics of the girl in order to make an educated decision (srsly, no one fucking did this out of 60+ posts?).

Also, you do realize that she only wants to go out with you in order to:

1. Bitch about her twice-ex.
2. Segue into some bullshit about how she never wanted to leave you.
3. Cry about how much she regrets her decision.
4. Realize sometime at this point that she forgot to bring cash to whatever venue you're at, thus convincing you to pay for what the fuck.
5. Ask if you'd like to go to her place, where there are pics of her ex all over her dresser and desktop background still.
6. Suck your dick dry (possibly the only good outcome of this sequence of events).
7. Two months later, it's your baby and what are you gonna do about it?
8. ????
9. Profit (not for you)!

Solution: Give that bitch what-for. Use for sex, or don't, but don't let her entertain the notion that you're interested in anything more. Safeguard yourself. Why? Because she pulled that shit once already, and I can guarantee you bro, she'll do it again at the drop of a fucking hat.

[mightyg]

First you have to test whether she's been copied or not. Try to get her tied up somehow. I wouldn't recommend through sexy time though b/c you'll lose focus and before you know it your thing is chopped off and she's playing tiddly-winks with your heart.

After you get her tied up though, get a sample of her blood. You'll need some kind of electric current to 'injure' her blood somehow. If she reacts to it (and you'll know it when you see it) then she's been copied. You're gona need a blowtorch. If not, then tell her you're just into passing electric current through samples of blood during sexy time. Bitches love that.

This, and keep ALL of your extremities at a safe distance.

[Ghost_Wheel22]

Hang out and bring condoms. 5 years ago is a lot of time to pick up STDs.

ftfy

[Abandon]

This.

And don't even consider paying for her meal.

your sig... good lord.

[Lucienne]

I only read the first page.
Five years is a long time, and to judge from the OP I guess neither of you were very old at that time. People grow and mature. I wouldn't really put much value into something that happened five years ago, unless you still haven't put it behind you, which however didn't seem to be the case.
I don't see how meeting her would hurt. Have fun, don't read too much into it, see what happens.
Post pics for Foopy.

[Abandon]

yes, pics.

[kuronosan]

ITT, people who doubt the capacity of people to grow and mature.

Of course, I still agree. Tell her to fuck off and that if you're going to hang out you're going to hang out as friends. Women like that need to learn a lesson. You don't ruin a good thing on impulse and stupid choices.

I would steer clear, personally, unless she makes it really apparent that she has grown up and is ready for something serious.

If all else fails, just fuck her casually and let that be that.

In the event that this has already been resolved because I didn't read the whole topic, post pics.

[Day]

Wouldn't taking advice from #1 cancel itself out (and thus the rest)?

No.

[Neoscrilla]

Do NOT go the friend route. Just what a guy needs, another fucking girl who "is a friend." Beat it up if you want, then send her on her way, or just tell her to fuck off up front.

[Matricide]

don't do it.

[tyven]

PUT THINGS INSIDE OF HER

[Elvis]

(random compliments, edging closer while playing Wii, etc).

Those aren't hints. Bitch was cheating! Trying to get closer? More like trying to see your moves. Compliments? Just distractions.

Who won the game?

[Brill Weave]

Here's comment #1. She was 19 when you went out with her. Most 19 year old girls I dated were basically still in the whole high school mentality. They are immature and easily swayed. Why? Because they are fucking stupid and they fall for shit like the omg I'm going to kill myself without you routine. She is no longer the same person you knew. Could she have changed? Yes I'm sure she could have.

Comment #2. I have no contact with any of the women I dated when I was younger. Why? Because we all grew up and moved on. Why is this chick climbing back into the picture? I'll give you a hint, it's because she just got back to town and needs a shoulder for a while. If you get involved with her she is going to monkey fuck you. She'll stick around until she finds another branch to jump on and you'll be shit out of luck. You're a grown man, this is your call to make.





Also by branch I mean penis.

[Pirian]

No.

Don't be bashful - you know you're a nerd.

[Day]

Oh I'm a nerd, just not a video game nerd. I'm horrible at every game I've tried to play unless it's on easy.

[Celeste]

Oh I'm a nerd, just not a video game nerd. I'm horrible at every game I've tried to play unless it's on easy.

How is that possible? I don't understand. Do you have some sort of disease afflicting your joints and thus turning your fingers into...RETARD FINGERS? o_o;