2011-2012 NHL Season Thread: FUCK COREY PERRY

[Flarega]

Okay I just realized, John Scott is like a human gummy bear. Like put a helmet on a gummy bear and that is John Scott.

Except I'd take a giant gummy bear on defense over John Scott.

[bluefan]

It took 23minutes of play before the Jets got a SOG after their first 4....my God.

[Anton]

It took 23minutes of play before the Jets got a SOG after their first 4....my God.

Yea no wonder no one went to the games.

Well at least they have a home, someone that will care for them. You can start by neutering the males and updating their shots, I think theres a few sickly ones.

[bluefan]

Man, all I'm picturing now is a giant panther playing around with a toy jet.

[Anton]

HOLY SHIT SCRIVENS YOU'RE CRAZY

The officiating has just vanished. For about 5 min. Both teams going a bit overboard

[Anton]

Oh my god scrivens just saved a point blank slapshot.

31-32 so far on the night. Someone divide that real quick

[Brill Weave]

31-32 so far on the night. Someone divide that real quick

= Better than Gustavsson!

[Anton]

= Better than Gustavsson!

Well there's the difference between goalie prospect and goalie backup.

.97, .69, .74, .935, Are scrivens' sv% in the NHL

[Brill Weave]

Well there's the difference between goalie prospect and goalie backup.

.97, .69, .74, .935, Are scrivens' sv% in the NHL

Isn't that what you Toronto fans do though? One good game and he's the second coming of Jesus Christ. Then after a few games you realize he's the second coming of Vesa Toskala

[Anton]

Not at all, I'm aware he's a prospect in a tough situation. I can dig it.

Fucking, 5 sticks broken. Sticks fucking everywhere

[Brill Weave]

Not at all, I'm aware he's a prospect in a tough situation. I can dig it.

I no longer believe you are an actual Maple Leafs fan with such logical thinking.

[Anton]

This third period is the worst reffed period the Leafs have had to suffer through this season. It seems the only penalty the refs call with any accuracy are the fucking broken stick Slashing calls.

It started with a Brown hit on Polak where Polak wanted a call and didn't get one. The hit was... pretty big. Classic mike brown though.

The temperature rose real fast, and now people are getting medical help from the uncalled slashes.

[bluefan]

Well...there's one.

Three more to go....

[Anton]

FUCK, St. L finally scored. 2-2

Leafs totally fucking forgot how to break out. We've been stuck in our zone with what seems like forever, and Scrivens stood on his head until he was physically incapable of saving a shot.

I'm actually surprised we even got A point from this. We've been outshot 28-7

AKA 4:1

[bluefan]

What's this?

ANOTHER GOAL?

PLEASE DON'T GET MY HOPES UP!

[Chips]

bang bang ben scrivens. did i not call this two nights ago

if this were gus, game woulda been over about two hours ago

[Anton]

HOLY SHIT WE MADE IT! No more hockey! I dont think Scrivens can last any longer!

%.949 with 2 GA, what a night for the rookie. What a terrible night for our breakout

[Deader2818]

So, was that really worthy of a major?

[Deader2818]

Inc Canucks goal.

[bluefan]

Oh Buff, you take penalties at the worst of times lol.