2011-2012 NHL Season Thread: FUCK COREY PERRY

[Mote]

Also, VS announced they were going to switch to the Penguins game tonight (was going to be Bos-Mtl)

[Ratatapa]

Seppuku must be crying in joy and all wet for now

[Bregor]

Christ didn't realize Bregs has Kessel too. Fuck.

With Sid back I'm gonna need to dump a C or RW. Have Sid and Filppula at C, Kessel and Pominville at RW, and Malkin at C/RW. Looking for upgrade at LW and D.

So everyone ready for the huge game tonight?!?!

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'Yotes at Caps!

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lol

[Ishido]

So after not paying attention to any sports yesterday and looking at the scores today I can say with 12.4% confidence that the Wings are once again the best team in the NHL.

Also Fuck Corey Perey.

Fuck Corey Perry.

What I mean to say is seriously Fuck Corey Perry.

[Sepukku]

SIDISBACK!!! SIDISBACK!!! SIDISBACK!!! SIDISBACK!!! SIDISBACK!!! SIDISBACK!!! SIDISBACK!!! SIDISBACK!!! SIDISBACK!!! SIDISBACK!!! SIDISBACK!!! SIDISBACK!!!

Omg there was like a spontaneous eruption of cheers and celebration when the Pens Alert text was sent out yesterday afternoon at my place of employment.

Also, I am interested in trading for Malkin and I have 4? 5? LWs and a couple good D-men (Edler, Phaneuf off to good starts in top 5 D point getters)

[Sepukku]

Also seriously WTF at my fantasy team schedule this week. My opponent has a full roster today and I somehow only have 5 people playing. Then both teams rosters are quiet tomorrow, then both a full roster Wednesday. No one Thursday, full rosters Friday, but then Saturday they have a second day of full roster with me once again only having 5-6 players playing.

[Sepukku]

Pretty much every camera in North America in Pittsburgh tonight CBC, Root, Versus, NHL Network, ESPN coverage finally talking hockey. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNNNNNNNNNNNEEE EEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY

[Valisk]

I'm curious to see how the Islanders will play him and what new penalties will be created out of tonight's game.

[Ishido]

Starting the betting pool of how long it takes him to be taken out by another concussion. Proposing a title for the winner of concussionstrodamus.

I think 22 games.

Also how the fuck am I in first in dictatorship FHL

[Izzy]

Going with 25 games.

Also, Tyler Myers out for a month with a broken wrist.

[Timwakefield]

Just walked up to Consol Energy Center on my lunch break. Madness. CBC, ESPN, trucks everywhere. Some CBC bitch running down a guy with a bucket full of sticks asking him "Is Sid's stick in there?"

Didn't find the Mullet though. Sad panda.

[bluefan]

Islanders say they're going to be physical against Crosby. Should be interesting.

[Richybear]

I took Sid late in a pool figuring that if he only played 50~60 games this year, that's still good for 80+ points. If he didn't come back this year, the only thing that's really left late in a draft is Dustin Penner or Patrik Stefan, so I figured I'd take a risk on Crosby.

Good to see him back, just hoping I don't read "The NY Islanders have called up Trevor Gillies... what? He was totally due for an NHL return. Oh, Crosby's back tonight too? What a weird coincidence.."

[Valisk]

Islanders say they're going to be physical against Crosby. Should be interesting.

Sidney Lindross

[Thoronas]

Islanders say they're going to be physical against Crosby. Should be interesting.

DiPietro's revenge.

[Sepukku]

Matt Moulson - 5 Minute Vicinity Penalty - Drawn by Sidney Crosby
Matt Moulson - 10 Minute Game Misconduct - Drawn by Sidney Crosby

Anyone within 5 feet of Crosby is given a 5 minute major.

[Selamis]

Starting the betting pool of how long it takes him to be taken out by another concussion. Proposing a title for the winner of concussionstrodamus.

I think 22 games.

Also how the fuck am I in first in dictatorship FHL

However many games it is until they next play Philly. Crosby gets concussed by Jagr, further burning bridges between him and the city of Pittsburgh.

[Valisk]

Anyone within 5 feet of Crosby is given a 5 minute major.

When Crosby does finally return to the ice, he's going to be untouchable.

Looking at Crosby will be a 2 minute minor.

Speaking to Crosby will be a 5 minute major.

And touching Crosby will result in a mandatory, minimum, 3-game suspension.

[Alderaan]

I jumped out of my chair when i heard the announcement yesterday.

[NynJa]

I cant wait to hear crosby gets concussed from a routine body check...wheres that wheelchair pic?