2011-2012 NHL Season Thread: FUCK COREY PERRY

[Flarega]

Wellwood is fat

[Anton]

Cristian Ehrhoff with a cannon from the line, top-glove, PPG. Buffalo up by 1 over boston

Edit: The Minnesota Wild have signed an emergency contract with a 51-year old goalie-turned-embroidery store owner, Paul Deutsch, and have dressed him for tonight's game against Nashville. Coincidentally, Deutsch was already going to be at the game Wednesday night as a fan, along with a youth hockey team he was accompanying. Now, those players are going to likely see him take warm-ups with the Wild.

51 year old goalie. Wow

[bluefan]

I'm saying it again, but I like these CSN play by play guys. They've been completely neutral so far on the comments and know what they're talking about. Good stuff.

[Anton]

I'm saying it again, but I like these CSN play by play guys. They've been completely neutral so far on the comments and know what they're talking about. Good stuff.

Agreed. The few CSN games I catch in the states have been great. Versus suffers with shaky commentary, NBC is hampered by longterm contracts with Milbury and Keith Jones, and lack the cap space for better talent.

2-0 Buffalo, Vanek with a break beats Thomas

[Chips]

51 year old goalie. Wow

I can't wait until a team signs an emergency backup like this, then the team's main goalie gets hurt, and the emergency backup has to go in net.

[vagus]

Tim Thomas needs to get shelled tonight. Make it happen Buffalo.

[Anton]

Tim Thomas needs to get shelled tonight. Make it happen Buffalo.

One can only hope

[Ishido]

Iginla in a slump? Play the Wings, score a goal.

[bluefan]

Man.

Way to clear your own zone again Jets. Fuuuuck.

[Ishido]

The best Miller playing in the NHL just got hit in the face by a deflected puck.

[Ishido]

Also Ian White is a cool guy.

[Callisto]

1) Why do analysts still act like Kiprussoff is a high-tier goalie?

2) lol @ Jeanneret calls a goal as being scored by Leino at first, he should have known that sentence did not compute before it came out of his mouth.

[Ishido]

Helm has the puck on a 2 on 1 with Datsyuk

Obviously the best choice is to not pass, not shoot, but to try and stickhandle.

[Callisto]

Versteeg scores again, holy fucking shit at that Panthers top line...

[bluefan]

Damnit Rangers!

[Flarega]

Mike Richards just came damn close to another shorty.

[Callisto]

Flash just got his face fucked

[isladar]

Minnesota Wild needed a goalie to play back-up so they signed a 51 year old to sit on the bench until their AHL call-up gets to town.
In other news, Detroit is sending all their scouts to the game

Thanks jerk, I choke-laff'd on my dinner.

[Izzy]

1) Why do analysts still act like Kiprussoff is a high-tier goalie?

2) lol @ Jeanneret calls a goal as being scored by Leino at first, he should have known that sentence did not compute before it came out of his mouth.

Does Leino have some sort of disease that prevents him from putting pucks at the net?

[Ishido]

Does Leino have some sort of disease that prevents him from putting pucks at the net?

Some sort of disease that prevents him from being a productive player unless playing with far better linemates.