2011-2012 NHL Season Thread: FUCK COREY PERRY

[Callisto]

No SassageCam for Hawks/Isles tonight, not going to be home until after the game most likely.

[vagus]

Fuck you mike green. Been on the bench for god knows how long. Anyone want to trade him for a top 6 d-man for the BG pool?

[Valisk]

I also need a top 10 d-man in ESPN league. Anyone that's deep in defensemen want to trade one for Olli Jokinen(7G/12A), Shawn Horcoff (7G/13A), or Derek Roy (6G/12A)?

[Ishido]

I for one am glad that Crosby's concussion like symptoms are not signs of him having another concussion.

Hey wai-

[BadKarma]

I also need a top 10 d-man in ESPN league. Anyone that's deep in defensemen want to trade one for Olli Jokinen(7G/12A), Shawn Horcoff (7G/13A), or Derek Roy (6G/12A)?

You should trade marian gaborik again after stealing my team.

[Valisk]

You should trade marian gaborik again after stealing my team.

Hey hey now! I'm 5-1 since you started having technical difficulties. My only loss coming to Judai (#1 in the league).

[Bregor]

@Real_ESPNLeBrun Pierre LeBrun



Busy day in Sheriff Shanny's office. League announces Andy Sutton suspended indefinitely; offered an in-person hearing (hit on Ponikarovsky)

About time they got Sutton off the ice, fucker's always been a dirty player.

[Chips]

About time they got Sutton off the ice, fucker's always been a dirty player.

Are you an expert?

[Izzy]

Leino gonna get something for that elbow.

What about that shitheel that boarded Gerbe?

[Bregor]

What about that shitheel that boarded Gerbe?

Bourdon and Ovie both evaded the Shanahammer. Not even a fine for either one.

[Izzy]

Well that's a pile of shit. This guy hits Gerbe right in the fucking numbers, boards him, takes Gerbe out of the game, gets no suspension?

OK LOL

[Sepukku]

Any video of the Sutton hit? Briefly searched, found nothing - even nhl.com only has a text article for the time being, no Shanaban video.

[Chips]

Puck daddy has a video up

[Richybear]

It's honestly not overly bad. I mean he sorta left his feet, but it's not something "OMG devastating!"
To break it down:
Today's NHL: 5+ game suspension
20 years ago: Scott Stevens softest hit... ever.

[Chips]

It's honestly not overly bad. I mean he sorta left his feet, but it's not something "OMG devastating!"
To break it down:
Today's NHL: 5+ game suspension
20 years ago: Scott Stevens softest hit... ever.

It's not really the impact of the play that makes it suspension worthy, it's the fact that he aims directly at Poniman's head with both hands.

edit: So you're saying you're an expert.

[Callisto]

Both Ovie and the Bourdon's are garbage. Ovie might not have meant it, but neither did the guy who got suspended when his stick was deflected into someone's face earlier this season, and spearing is a major offense that is 1) really dangerous and 2) hurts like all fucking hell. Bourdon lined Gerbe up and obliterated him, getting out with no suspension is one thing, but there should at least have been a fine/statement released on why he wasn't Shanabanned.

It's not really the impact of the play that makes it suspension worthy, it's the fact that he aims directly at Poniman's head with both hands.

On this note, Leino also should have been fined and/or suspended. He didn't hit Read especially hard at all, but it was easily the most blatant head shot of the season.

[Valisk]

Well you have to take into account Sutton is a repeat offender. Sorta left his feet? I thought the dude was about to dunk. Ok, that was exaggerated but both of his skates were clearly off the ground as if he wanted to make sure that he made contact with Poni's head.

[Chips]

For those that wanted to see the Andy Sutton hit:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puc...rn=nhl-wp19319

[Judai]

That's like the third dirty head shot by Sutton in the last month, CAR, COL and WSH games. He needs to GTFO for a long time. Clearly left his feet and the only real contact he made was with Poni's head.

[Chips]

That's like the third dirty head shot by Sutton in the last month, CAR, COL and WSH games. He needs to GTFO for a long time. Clearly left his feet and the only real contact he made was with Poni's head.

So you watched the replay, and now you're an expert?

...Okay, I'm done now. I had to get that out of my system, lol. For those that don't get what I'm talking about: