2011-2012 NHL Season Thread: FUCK COREY PERRY

[Kashka]

Tell me someone watched the Preds v Jackets game. Unbelievable, tied with 12s left then punched it in OT ftw. That said, the Preds have looked like total horseshit for like 4 weeks.

I seen it. CBJ are seriously the most unlucky hockey team I've ever seen. Think things have turned around when Carter's ghost goal gets phoned in by toronto then the troll face pops up in the last two minutes of play to screw us over. CBJ has given up 3 goals to teams with an empty net in the last two games, and have had 4 scored against in the last two minutes of a period. You know the arena is built over land that used to have a penitentiary on it?

Nationwide Arena was built at the site of the abandoned Ohio Penitentiary. Although believed to be built over the prison, the arena is actually built over the prison's former parking lot. Nationwide's parking lot is built where the prison formerly stood. Many prisoners were executed at the prison, and a fire on April 21, 1930 killed 322 prisoners locked in their cells.[8] Some fans and employees who frequent Nationwide claim experiencing paranormal activities.[9]

[Anton]

The tables, they are turning
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Go leafs go

[Bregor]

The tables, they are turning
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Go leafs go

[Callisto]

I seen it. CBJ are seriously the most unlucky hockey team I've ever seen. Think things have turned around when Carter's ghost goal gets phoned in by toronto then the troll face pops up in the last two minutes of play to screw us over. CBJ has given up 3 goals to teams with an empty net in the last two games, and have had 4 scored against in the last two minutes of a period. You know the arena is built over land that used to have a penitentiary on it?

It's Ohio, every building was built on top of something crappy, like Ohio

[bluefan]

Skinner not playing tonight. A bit disappointed not seeing him on the ice, everyone likes watching his moves, but I'll take it.

Time to warm up the car and voice!

[Bregor]

Ovie crushing Phaneuf, me gusta.

[Anton]

Is Reimer 1.00? or 0.00? It's like the Schroedinger's cat of goaltending....

Maybe washington will get a shot this period Bregor?

[Bregor]

Ron Wilson and Dale Hunter taking it back to the mid-90s.

[Anton]

JAKE GARDINER: 2 Minutes for playing hockey

Either that or Semin has the gag stick

Edit: Oh fuck that

[Bregor]

[Judai]

Is Reimer 1.00? or 0.00? It's like the Schroedinger's cat of goaltending....

Maybe washington will get a shot this period Bregor?

all they needed was one

[Bregor]

That's the Kessel I remember.

[Anton]

OH FUCK THAT

I guess I should have expected it. Washington goes 11 minutes without a shot on. Gardiner takes the softest slash of all softies

That equals Instagoal

[Judai]

force field is up behind Vokoun, don't know how that puck didn't go in, twice

[Anton]

force field is up behind Vokoun, don't know how that puck didn't go in, twice

The Gardiner slash...

By the way you can thank kessel for stopping that one

[Bregor]

Good Ovie is good.

[Judai]

wow, Ovie made Captain Leaf look stupid there, too bad he didn't finish

Can't really complain about the Gardiner slash, it was weak but it broke a stick. Ref had to call it from his position.

[Anton]

No instigator, I suppose. It's cool - "No legal checks allowed man!"

I guess you also need to fight first.

[Judai]

No instigator, I suppose. It's cool - "No legal checks allowed man!"

No instigator because Schenn didn't want to fight and just took Chimera down. They both grabbed each other anyways after Chimera checked Schenn.

[Anton]

Yeah, no fight. Well it wasn’t a fight because Schenn manhandled his ass to the ground. Chimera sure as hell tried to instigate. I know it's always an offsetting roughing penalty, but Schenn didn't really do much to deserve it, and got dragged into the box with chimera. Meh

Well, that's how our first periods go when we're on. Mucho pressure on the opposing team, surrender the first goal. If washington keeps getting pressured like this, you gotta think the Leafs are going to get plenty of looks in the next 40 min