2011-2012 NHL Season Thread: FUCK COREY PERRY

[Bebopaloo]

SHORKS. WHERES FLAREGA, I NEED THIS SHORKS CONFIRMED.

[bluefan]

So a journeyman and a guy on social security isn't a good goaltending combo after all. Who woulda thunk it?

Maybe Yzermen should've been looking for a goaltender instead of a d-men that we swiped from them <3

[Bregor]

Maybe Yzermen should've been looking for a goaltender instead of a d-men that we swiped from them <3

Yzerman won Cups with Osgood, who needs a goalie!

[bluefan]

Yzerman won Cups with Osgood, who needs a goalie!

Bolts != Yzermen era Wings.

Holy fuck, 5-0 now.

[Flarega]

SHORKS. WHERES FLAREGA, I NEED THIS SHORKS CONFIRMED.

I'm not in a local market right now so I cant see da game.

[Bregor]

Someone get Manon Rheaume on the phone!

[bluefan]

Oh, they got one! 4 more to go!

[Callisto]

Wings & Canucks both heating up. Fuck the rest of these "hot" teams in the West. Ie. Minnesota & Dallas.

Dallas isn't considered a hot team, they're just top 3 because they're in the worst division in hockey.

[Bregor]

worst division in hockey.

I challenge that.

[Palin]

MORE LIKE BEST DIVISION AMIRITE.

Actually ya, Pacific's been pretty disappointing this year. Unlike last year where all 5 teams almost made it in, and Dallas tied the record for most points in a season to miss the POs (95). Atlantic and Central are pretty stacked this year. Then again, there's only 2 teams in the Pacific spending to the salary cap, and the other 3 are at the floor. Pretty good for what we got.

[bluefan]

Pffft, SE has that title.

[isladar]

Bryzgalov is the greatest human being to ever great.

[Callisto]

I challenge that.

I was going to rebuff this but holy shit lol, for starters I thought Tampa had about 10 more points than they do. Since the only Southeast team I pay attention to is the Panthers I got a false sense of the division doing well XD

[Bregor]

I was going to rebuff this but holy shit lol, for starters I thought Tampa had about 10 more points than they do. Since the only Southeast team I pay attention to is the Panthers I got a false sense of the division doing well XD

Washington: How do I shot defense?
Tampa Bay: How do I shot goalies?
Carolina: How do I shot everything?
Winnipeg: We're gone in a year anyway.
Florida: Don't worry, this won't last.

[bluefan]

Only division in the league with 2 teams with less than 31 points. Rock on!

[Bregor]

Holy shit how does LA only have 72 goals in 33 games?

[Ishido]

Holy shit how does LA only have 72 goals in 33 games?

Last year they had 6x 20+ goal scorers. This year they have 2 players on pace for that.

Alternatively, Dustin Penner is fucking fat.

[Bregor]

Alternatively, Dustin Penner is fucking fat.

What's sad is Kyle Wellwood has 8-13-21, so it's pretty much just Penner for fat jokes these days.

[Wulfgang]

Hahaha Kesler just got fucking destroyed. I think 80% of my hatred for VAN is Kesler + Burrows.

[Wulfgang]

Also how is that running into Jimmy Howard any different than Tootoo running into Miller? Tootoo had more contact and got suspended 2 games; this was barely a stick on the hip and likely will warrant nothing.