2011-2012 NHL Season Thread: FUCK COREY PERRY

[Ivaden]

I hope he gets pulled. Come on Lu don't let me down now you headcase!

[bluefan]

And there's the Sedin style goal.

Jeez.

[Ace-o-fire]

It's going to be that kind of night....

[Ace-o-fire]

T. Holmstrom: 2 minutes
Why? For being Tomas Holmstrom.

[bluefan]

God it's painful watching the Jackets. They can't even pass to each other.

[Ace-o-fire]

our powerplay...

[Ace-o-fire]

FUCK YES DATS!

[bluefan]

HAHAHAAHAHA FAIL JACKETS!!!

What kinda fucking PK coverage was that rofl hahahaha.

[Kashka]

Well to be fair, the two D men can't speak to each other. One's Russian speaking only, and his Russian partner's out for the season. Nikitin was poor for STL too for the same reason.

[vagus]

Schneider will be a CBJ next season.

[NynJa]

Penalties...PENALTIES EVERYWHERE rofl.

The PIM total in the Leafs@Senators game tonight is funny.

I had to look this up...
13:23 Toronto game misconduct - 10 min M. Grabovski drawn by C. Neil
13:23 Ottawa game misconduct - 10 min C. Neil drawn by M. Grabovski
13:23 Toronto game misconduct - 10 min M. Grabovski drawn by C. Neil

How do you get two game misconducts on one play?

Spoiler: show

1st Period
11:22 Ottawa fighting - 5 min S. Gonchar drawn by C. MacArthur
11:22 Toronto fighting - 5 min C. MacArthur drawn by S. Gonchar
18:03 Toronto interference with goaltender - 2 min C. Ashton drawn by B. Bishop
2nd Period
13:23 Ottawa fighting - 5 min N. Foligno drawn by L. Schenn
13:23 Toronto fighting - 5 min L. Schenn drawn by N. Foligno
13:23 Toronto fighting - 5 min M. Grabovski drawn by C. Neil
13:23 Ottawa fighting - 5 min C. Neil drawn by M. Grabovski
13:23 Toronto game misconduct - 10 min M. Grabovski drawn by C. Neil
13:23 Ottawa game misconduct - 10 min C. Neil drawn by M. Grabovski
13:23 Toronto game misconduct - 10 min M. Grabovski drawn by C. Neil
19:45 Toronto roughing - 2 min T. Connolly drawn by Z. Smith
19:45 Ottawa roughing - 2 min Z. Smith drawn by T. Connolly
3rd Period
0:27 Ottawa hooking - 2 min J. O'Brien drawn by P. Kessel
1:24 Toronto holding - 2 min D. Steckel drawn by E. Karlsson
2:23 Toronto roughing - 2 min M. Komisarek drawn by M. Michalek
2:23 Ottawa roughing - 2 min M. Michalek drawn by M. Komisarek
2:34 Toronto tripping - 2 min D. Phaneuf drawn by E. Karlsson
7:56 Ottawa holding the stick - 2 min N. Foligno drawn by C. Gunnarsson
11:07 Ottawa slashing - 2 min D. Alfredsson drawn by P. Kessel
11:07 Ottawa too many men on ice - 2 min Bench served by N. Foligno
15:31 Toronto roughing - 2 min M. Komisarek drawn by N. Foligno
15:31 Ottawa roughing - 2 min N. Foligno drawn by M. Komisarek
15:31 Toronto misconduct - 10 min J. Rosehill drawn by N. Foligno

Remove all offsetting penalties:
1st Period
18:03 Toronto interference with goaltender - 2 min C. Ashton drawn by B. Bishop
2nd Period
3rd Period
0:27 Ottawa hooking - 2 min J. O'Brien drawn by P. Kessel
1:24 Toronto holding - 2 min D. Steckel drawn by E. Karlsson
2:34 Toronto tripping - 2 min D. Phaneuf drawn by E. Karlsson
7:56 Ottawa holding the stick - 2 min N. Foligno drawn by C. Gunnarsson
11:07 Ottawa slashing - 2 min D. Alfredsson drawn by P. Kessel
11:07 Ottawa too many men on ice - 2 min Bench served by N. Foligno

And somehow there were only 2 powerplays for Toronto, and 1 for Ottawa? Does it not count as a powerplay if you take a penalty negating it while on the PP? I thought it did

[Palin]

Fucking elite of the League shitting the bed against bubble teams again. Fuck off.

[Ivaden]

Bring it on Flyers.

[bluefan]

I had to look this up...
13:23 Toronto game misconduct - 10 min M. Grabovski drawn by C. Neil
13:23 Ottawa game misconduct - 10 min C. Neil drawn by M. Grabovski
13:23 Toronto game misconduct - 10 min M. Grabovski drawn by C. Neil

How do you get two game misconducts on one play?

Spoiler: show

1st Period
11:22 Ottawa fighting - 5 min S. Gonchar drawn by C. MacArthur
11:22 Toronto fighting - 5 min C. MacArthur drawn by S. Gonchar
18:03 Toronto interference with goaltender - 2 min C. Ashton drawn by B. Bishop
2nd Period
13:23 Ottawa fighting - 5 min N. Foligno drawn by L. Schenn
13:23 Toronto fighting - 5 min L. Schenn drawn by N. Foligno
13:23 Toronto fighting - 5 min M. Grabovski drawn by C. Neil
13:23 Ottawa fighting - 5 min C. Neil drawn by M. Grabovski
13:23 Toronto game misconduct - 10 min M. Grabovski drawn by C. Neil
13:23 Ottawa game misconduct - 10 min C. Neil drawn by M. Grabovski
13:23 Toronto game misconduct - 10 min M. Grabovski drawn by C. Neil
19:45 Toronto roughing - 2 min T. Connolly drawn by Z. Smith
19:45 Ottawa roughing - 2 min Z. Smith drawn by T. Connolly
3rd Period
0:27 Ottawa hooking - 2 min J. O'Brien drawn by P. Kessel
1:24 Toronto holding - 2 min D. Steckel drawn by E. Karlsson
2:23 Toronto roughing - 2 min M. Komisarek drawn by M. Michalek
2:23 Ottawa roughing - 2 min M. Michalek drawn by M. Komisarek
2:34 Toronto tripping - 2 min D. Phaneuf drawn by E. Karlsson
7:56 Ottawa holding the stick - 2 min N. Foligno drawn by C. Gunnarsson
11:07 Ottawa slashing - 2 min D. Alfredsson drawn by P. Kessel
11:07 Ottawa too many men on ice - 2 min Bench served by N. Foligno
15:31 Toronto roughing - 2 min M. Komisarek drawn by N. Foligno
15:31 Ottawa roughing - 2 min N. Foligno drawn by M. Komisarek
15:31 Toronto misconduct - 10 min J. Rosehill drawn by N. Foligno

Remove all offsetting penalties:
1st Period
18:03 Toronto interference with goaltender - 2 min C. Ashton drawn by B. Bishop
2nd Period
3rd Period
0:27 Ottawa hooking - 2 min J. O'Brien drawn by P. Kessel
1:24 Toronto holding - 2 min D. Steckel drawn by E. Karlsson
2:34 Toronto tripping - 2 min D. Phaneuf drawn by E. Karlsson
7:56 Ottawa holding the stick - 2 min N. Foligno drawn by C. Gunnarsson
11:07 Ottawa slashing - 2 min D. Alfredsson drawn by P. Kessel
11:07 Ottawa too many men on ice - 2 min Bench served by N. Foligno

And somehow there were only 2 powerplays for Toronto, and 1 for Ottawa? Does it not count as a powerplay if you take a penalty negating it while on the PP? I thought it did

Neil got into 2 fights. Second fight got the game misconduct. Grabovski because his jersey came off during the fight. Wasn't tied down and according to the CBC guys, that's a game misconduct.

Oh yeah, Blues clinch first playoff berth. Anyone seen that coming?

[Deader2818]

Kings have a good shot now to get the 3rd seed. Shocked at how well they have turned it on since the Carter trade.

[Brill Weave]

Fantastic Ivaden. That pretty much sums up the thoughts of the league lol.

[Sepukku]

I dare say, this team is a lot better than the 2009 cup team. A -lot- better. Everyone at the core has 2 more years experience, Staal's learned how to play offense. We have this guy named James Neal. The PK has somehow gotten even better than it was before.

[Wulfgang]

Grats Jornna on the win. I ended up missing the game in favor of drinking all the alcohol on the planet apparently because I have the worst hangover of all time. Just walked like four miles home from a random chick's place; about to commence operation get high and fall asleep on the couch watching a bad movie.

[Brill Weave]

Good night I take it then lol.

[Brill Weave]

And it's now on. Die Philly. DIE.