2011-2012 NHL Season Thread: FUCK COREY PERRY

[bluefan]

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Touché.

[Deader2818]

I was at work but when I saw how the Caps-Jets game went, i couldnt wait to come home and read this thread, lol.

[bluefan]

I was a bit reserved because of tonight's implications. When things get more serious, I usually turn into the silent, intense type.

So if I'm silent for awhile when a games going on...I'm there, just too intense to type something or I may break the keyboard.

[NynJa]

Dear Montreal:

Score 2 goals tomorrow. Seriously. If I can prevent the GAA/Save% from swinging back to Selamis, I should have the matchup and I'll move on to the Fantasy Finals. You face Bryz tomorrow (his one goalie) and the Penguins face his other goalie. You don't even have to win, just score 2+ goals. Our GAA right now is like 1.5 vs 1.7. Just score 2.

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[Selamis]

Dear Montreal:

Score 2 goals tomorrow. Seriously. If I can prevent the GAA/Save% from swinging back to Selamis, I should have the matchup and I'll move on to the Fantasy Finals. You face Bryz tomorrow (his one goalie) and the Penguins face his other goalie. You don't even have to win, just score 2+ goals. Our GAA right now is like 1.5 vs 1.7. Just score 2.

If I ever needed a shutout from Bryz, tomorrow is the day lol

[Sepukku]

If I ever needed a shutout from Bryz, tomorrow is the day lol

But in our universe, how insignificant is a mere fantasy hockey semifinal?

[Sepukku]

There are whole galaxies imploding and we trifle with rubber discs being launched into concave nets?! Preposterous.

[NynJa]

Usually when habs go on a goal scoring tirade, they're quiet for the next 5 games

[Izzy]

That's a win boys and girls.

I saw a Thrashers fan in the bar before the game. He comes up to me and says, "You don't belong here." I pointed at his shirt and said, "Oh, a Thrashers fan, seems like you don't belong anywhere."

He put his head down and shook it.

[bluefan]

I just thought of something.

If Jets, Capitals and Sabres all finished tied, with the same ROW, Jets take 8th.

4-1-1 against Capitals, 3-0-1 against Sabres.

Holy shit that would be craaaaaaaazy.

[Palin]

Dear Montreal:

Score 2 goals tomorrow. Seriously. If I can prevent the GAA/Save% from swinging back to Selamis, I should have the matchup and I'll move on to the Fantasy Finals. You face Bryz tomorrow (his one goalie) and the Penguins face his other goalie. You don't even have to win, just score 2+ goals. Our GAA right now is like 1.5 vs 1.7. Just score 2.

If I ever needed a shutout from Bryz, tomorrow is the day lol

I can understand if either of you want to throw the match. Facing me in the Finals is pretty daunting.

[Sepukku]

I don't wanna lose in the semifinals two years in a row, who do I look like? The San Jose Sharks?!

[Flarega]

yes

[Thoronas]

Couple things caused me to go what the fuck when I looked at the standings this morning.

1) Ottawa is shitting the bed badly and now the 7th spot is up for grabs in the east.
2) St Louis' record at home is fucking terrifying. They have lost 4 games at home in regulation all season. FOUR!

[Ace-o-fire]

Couple things caused me to go what the fuck when I looked at the standings this morning.
2) St Louis' record at home is fucking terrifying. They have lost 4 games at home in regulation all season. FOUR!

They are a fucking enigma! I have no idea what they are doing so well to have the recorded they have. No fucking idea!

[BadKarma]

They are a fucking enigma! I have no idea what they are doing so well to have the recorded they have. No fucking idea!

Wat

[Brill Weave]

BK, Washington, Winnipeg, or Buffalo? Who would you rather the Rags play if they finish in 1st? I think it MUST be Winnipeg for the amount of lulz.

[Sepukku]

I just picture Bluefan, Bregor, and Izzy all running for a train car and one of them makes it at the last second and turns out to the two who missed the train, sticks their tongue out at them, and then turns to walk into the train compartment and Malkin or Lundqvist just punch them in the face and they fall off the train as it pulls out of the station; that is what I imagine happening in the 1st round Eastern Conference 1-8 matchup.

[BadKarma]

BK, Washington, Winnipeg, or Buffalo? Who would you rather the Rags play if they finish in 1st? I think it MUST be Winnipeg for the amount of lulz.

Winnipeg i'd say.

Honestly tho, as long as it wasnt the caps it would be ok.


also http://www.theonion.com/articles/sid...ear-off,27730/

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March 24, 2012
Sidney Crosby's Long Year Off

Sidney Crosby's back and doing very well indeed since a concussion forced him to sit out a year of hockey. We look at how he spent his recovery time.


Visited Pittsburgh-area children's hospitals; drooled on the patients

Finding himself in the storerooms of New Mexico VFW halls with no idea how he got there

Looking up open-mouthed as he felt it beginning to rain; nearly drowning

Practiced tying his ice skates by himself so Mario Lemieux wouldn't have to do it before every game anymore

Wrote all of the lyrics to the newest Dave Matthews album

Often woke from dream that he was sweating, vomiting, and falling and was relieved to find he was sweating, vomiting, and convulsing

In an effort to stay in shape, ran several miles a day, usually into a wall

Was completely surprised to learn an entire year had passed

[BadKarma]

I just picture Bluefan, Bregor, and Izzy all running for a train car and one of them makes it at the last second and turns out to the two who missed the train, sticks their tongue out at them, and then turns to walk into the train compartment and Malkin or Lundqvist just punch them in the face and they fall off the train as it pulls out of the station; that is what I imagine happening in the 1st round Eastern Conference 1-8 matchup.

lool

and then you have Dubisnky/Crosby twirling their terrible mustaches in maniacal laughter