2011-2012 NHL Season Thread: FUCK COREY PERRY

[Sepukku]

The avg human can run up to 15-20mph, I'm not saying I can run 25mph for a mile, but I can run 25mph for 5s or so, I highly doubt hockey players can't skate faster then that. and my friends and I tested how fast we could run, one of my cop friends laser'd us, I won at 23mph. Chimera and Crosby aren't skating for a mile and shit, if they were, I hope they could skate faster then the avg human can run.

just fyi, this was like 5 years ago, I doubt I could run that fast now. 40 yard times for football players at 4.7 is 22mph and that's slow for speed players.

"Yeah most pro athletes speed burst clocks at 22 MPH, but I can run 23 MPH cause I'm on Michael Vick's level."

You realize you basically just acknowledged an average combine time for a lifetime athlete going pro is 22 MPH, but yet you want me to believe you beat that? Why aren't you catching passes from the Redskins? Just imagine how many NFC Championships you could not win if you, RG3, and Jason Chimera were all on the same offense.

[Ishido]

"Yeah most pro athletes speed burst clocks at 22 MPH, but I can run 23 MPH cause I'm on Michael Vick's level."

You realize you basically just acknowledged an average combine time for a lifetime athlete going pro is 22 MPH, but yet you want me to believe you beat that? Why aren't you catching passes from the Redskins? Just imagine how many NFC Championships you could not win if you, RG3, and Jason Chimera were all on the same offense.

Running fast is the only skill needed to become a pro athlete.

This is the dumbest argument ever, HF levels of off-topic petty bickering.

[Sepukku]

Running fast is the only skill needed to become a pro athlete.

This is the dumbest argument ever, HF levels of off-topic petty bickering.

Well if the second skill needed is the inability to correctly assess the talent of the Washington Capitals, hes got that too. But then again, so does George McPhee.

Nicklas Backstrom returns tonight, hopefully he can keep up with Jason.

[Wulfgang]

Oh man, I am just about as hungover as you can be...but I still feel wonderful because we beat the motherfucking Red Wings in regulation. ISLADAR / SELAMIS / CALLISTO YOU ARE NEXT TONIGHT!

Tonight I dine on turtle soup and / or native american soup.

[Brill Weave]

Wulf I think you're drinking too much I just imagine you aimlessly wandering the streets mumbling to yourself as pedestrians move to the other side of the street to avoid you lol.

[Selamis]

Oh man, I am just about as hungover as you can be...but I still feel wonderful because we beat the motherfucking Red Wings in regulation. ISLADAR / SELAMIS / CALLISTO YOU ARE NEXT TONIGHT!

Tonight I dine on turtle soup and / or native american soup.

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[Brill Weave]

Haven't had a chance to check/care about the Western Conference match ups. Who is playing against who?

[Wulfgang]

Wulf I think you're drinking too much I just imagine you aimlessly wandering the streets mumbling to yourself as pedestrians move to the other side of the street to avoid you lol.

I only drink on Friday / Saturday and sometimes Sunday if I don't have lacrosse! You guys don't drink enough! I blame Mote!

[Brill Weave]

I don't drink at all.












Yes, I'm being serious lol.

[Sepukku]

I don't drink at all.

Yes, I'm being serious lol.

And yet people here have ragged on me for being anti-beer, at least I still drink liqueur!

[Selamis]

Haven't had a chance to check/care about the Western Conference match ups. Who is playing against who?

As of today:

Blues vs Phoenix
Canucks vs Dallas
Kings vs Hawks
Preds vs Wings

But it changes daily, mostly with the pacific division teams. Also just checked and a week ago everyone thought St. Louis had a great shot to get President's and #1 West seed, but Van can catch them, only a point behind atm lol.

[Brill Weave]

Don't get me wrong I drank a lot when I was younger. Have a lot of stories about it. If I kept drinking I was either going to kill someone, get arrested, or hurt myself. So I stopped when I was 23. As it stands I'm shocked I didn't get a DUI.

[Brill Weave]

Is it wrong I want a Preds/Hawks matchup just for the chaos it will create in this thread.

[vagus]

Mass drinking starts next week. Playoffs bitches!

[Ishido]

Sorry for not being more belligerent

[Brill Weave]

Beard Off = Yes
Playoff Vent Server = ?

[Wulfgang]

Is it wrong I want a Preds/Hawks matchup just for the chaos it will create in this thread.

I want the Hawks badly. We match up well against them and Callisto is a lesbian who doesn't post enough in this thread anymore.

[Brill Weave]

Plus the collective crying of the Hawks contigent would no doubt be music to your ears lol.

[isladar]

I should be home in time for the game tonight, but we're driving up north to do shopping / visit grandparents / etc. Can't wait for the inevitable, "TICK TICK TICK, GRAMPA, WE GOTTA GO"

[Judai]

"Yeah most pro athletes speed burst clocks at 22 MPH, but I can run 23 MPH cause I'm on Michael Vick's level."

You realize you basically just acknowledged an average combine time for a lifetime athlete going pro is 22 MPH, but yet you want me to believe you beat that? Why aren't you catching passes from the Redskins? Just imagine how many NFC Championships you could not win if you, RG3, and Jason Chimera were all on the same offense.

4.7 is kinda slow for a WR first off, that's like Colston speed. RG3 was 4.38. I guess I missed a 1, should have said 15 years ago and I did play WR/S and I was being looked at for college until I blew my knee out and lost like 3 steps. I was also like 6' 150lbs forever and had a hard time putting on weight.