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  1. #17341
    Relic Horn
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadKarma View Post
    But what about blowjobs
    http://www.spreadit.info/wp-content/...engagement.jpg

  2. #17342
    BG's worst Rangers fan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sepukku View Post
    Who needs blowjobs when you can beat up on the Leafs 4 times a season?
    I very much enjoy putting my penis in a mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sepukku View Post
    Wasn't the girl from Heroes the same one in Forgetting Sarah Marshall?! The blonde opposite Mila Kunis? I think she said she has a super strict never-showing-nothing wet blanket buzzkill attitude towards making men happy in exchange for a larger than usual payday.
    One is Hayden Panittiere and the other is Kristin Bell.

  4. #17344
    FOR FUCKS' SAKE !!!
    FOR FUCKS' SAKE !!!
    FUCK FUCK FUCK

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    I feel special.

  5. #17345
    Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
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    Just got back from the Sharks game. Excellent first two periods, but kind of stank it up on the third. Good thing Niemmi was on point tonight. Was a blast though, can't wait to go again. You haven't lived till your in the seats where they bring you your liquor and food.

  6. #17346
    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!
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    so i guess the word game is being replaced with ponyplay for the day?

  7. #17347
    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!
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    Missed the hawks/preds game and the canucks/flames game. Sounds like both games were close. Got stuck moving. GJ CBJ for beating St. Louis. Canucks need home advantage as often as possible. Lol.

    Ponyplay!

  8. #17348
    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!
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    This isn't even funny or amusing, just retarded and annoying as fuck, lol.

  9. #17349
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    Leave it to the great creative minds at BG to think of such a brilliant and relevant april fools.

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    FOR FUCKS' SAKE !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ishido View Post
    Leave it to the great creative minds at BG to think of such a brilliant and relevant april fools.
    Them and their ponyplaying around.

  11. #17351
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    The Canucks squadron played a good match and I am elated to be number one in the conference.

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    FOR FUCKS' SAKE !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thoronas View Post
    The Canucks squadron played a good match and I am elated to be number one in the conference.
    How'd that work out for you last year?

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/5/5657808_c0d192bd26.jpg

    I'm just being an ass because Jets were officially eliminated. And I'm slightly disoriented from a mix of NeoCitran and vodka. I bear no responsibility for what I post for the rest of the night.

  13. #17353
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ishido View Post
    Leave it to the great creative minds at BG to think of such a brilliant and relevant april fools.
    Yeah, this is probably the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

  14. #17354
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    For me Summer Glau > Olivia Wilde. Barely. Either way I would rampage on both of them. Mmmm Summer Glau.

  15. #17355
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    It was Vandole lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    It was Vandole lol.
    yes, yes it was

  17. #17357
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadKarma View Post
    I very much enjoy putting my penis in a mouth
    Its too bad attractive girls never give you that chance. Its alright, bro. We all want what we can't have.

  18. #17358
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    Seriously, worst fucking prank ever.

  19. #17359
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    #1 seed in the east could be decided today. A Rangers win and either a penguins tie or loss clinches it for the rangers (i think that's correct)

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    Well let's hope for a Rangers loss and Penguins win then.

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