2011-2012 NHL Season Thread: FUCK COREY PERRY

[Brill Weave]

I am actually shocked that so many of you aren't shaving or taking part in this I thought we were all united in hockey brotherhood. Now I see that we have pretenders in our midst. UNLEASH THE SEPUKKU!!!

[Ivaden]

Honestly, I'd love to be able to grow out my beard. I've always been able to have a thin chinstrap and I like that, but I have to be completely clean-shaven. I'd trade my left nut to be able to grow a full beard though.

[Selamis]

What sort of unAmerican work place does not allow one to express themselves via beard? Other than the NY Yankees, but fuck them.

[Thoronas]

So recently there's been a lot of interest in Vancouver around the twitter account @strombone1. Why? Because it seems to be the unofficial twitter account for Roberto Luongo where he can tweet about shitting and the Bachelor.

It's recently taken a turn for the weird because the suspected Luongo account is now tweeting at a known fake Luongo twitter account acting as if he's the real thing. Still with me?

Here's a recent tweet:
"Hey bud @notbobbylu how do u feel about "grapes" pronouncing your name wrong all the time? #lalongo"

And then today:
Big day for you my man @NotBobbyLu. You don't look a day over 20.... What's your secret???

If it really is Luongo he has lost his mind.

[Bregor]

Cubs/Sox dominate every sports-related headline around here and I still have no concept about how anyone gives a flying fuck about baseball.

Hey fuck you buddy.

[Bregor]

If it really is Luongo he has lost his mind.

[Brill Weave]

That gif still makes me laugh everytime I see it. I just want to know what he was asked lol. That guy is batshit crazy though. But let's be honest, most goalies aren't exactly normal.

[Brill Weave]

Honestly, I'd love to be able to grow out my beard. I've always been able to have a thin chinstrap and I like that, but I have to be completely clean-shaven. I'd trade my left nut to be able to grow a full beard though.

If 4'2" Ace is shaving then you have no excuse. That mother fucker is going to be picked up and asked why he isn't in school.

[Thoronas]

That gif still makes me laugh everytime I see it. I just want to know what he was asked lol. That guy is batshit crazy though. But let's be honest, most goalies aren't exactly normal.

I actually watched the clip that's from when it first came out. The amazing thing is the facial change takes place over less then a second. I missed it the first time I saw him do it in the video. The question wasn't even that bad from what I remember.

[Sepukku]

Im still trying to wrap my head around the alleged fact that some human being or human/cyborg hybrid possesses both a vagina and an interest in Badkarma.

[BadKarma]

Im still trying to wrap my head around the alleged fact that some human being or human/cyborg hybrid possesses both a vagina and an interest in Badkarma.

Because I'm good looking.

Now, mind you, not Henke or Sharpie good looking. But at the very least I'm a solid 8.

[BadKarma]

Also Sep I have to ask if your girlfriend complains that you hate fuck her out of sheer habit.

[Bregor]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RwH8gtYjua...nger+games.jpg

Oh God lol

[Judai]

My job doesn't allow facial hair.

not even for charity?


and people still read the paper?

[Callisto]

I am actually shocked that so many of you aren't shaving or taking part in this I thought we were all united in hockey brotherhood. Now I see that we have pretenders in our midst. UNLEASH THE SEPUKKU!!!

I'm just twice as serious about hockey, I start my playoff beard in August


also I feel pretty guilty, posting Crosbystache should be a bannable offense

[Brill Weave]

Spare me your excuses. I'm ashamed I was ever on Cait Sith with you, let alone in the same linkshell.

[Thoronas]

Spare me your excuses. I'm ashamed I was ever on Cait Sith with you, let alone in the same linkshell.

When the fuck were you jerks on Cait Sith?

Also Ive said it before but if you aren't or can't grow a beard for the playoffs just say so. Excuses are lamer then the Bluejackets.

[Selamis]

Oh, snap

[Izzy]

Any video that has that ending song from Sunshine is A-OK in my book.

^ in regards to that leafs video

[Izzy]

Also, fuck NY sports teams. I still don't fucking get why a bunch of overpaid crybabies (Knicks) get so much fucking coverage when the Rangers go out there and bleed for the city night after night and get nothing. I would not be surprised if you see Yankees preseason shit on the back page instead of anything that has to do with the Rangers in the playoffs.