I just spent 15 minutes looking for a good *facepalm* Sabres picture.
I feel I must express my disappointment.
Yeah pretty much, either godly good (played against someone in a EASHL drop in game this afternoon who had almost 6,000 points in club matches on the loading stats screen) or complete cheese/cheating. I've generally had the same policy too but this year the ability to cheese goals has been cut down drastically. Short side curl shot still works but is a lot less consistent to pull off 'just right' thanks to the past 6 months of tuner updates.
He can tell us in every series that neither teams goalies are as good as Fleury and can tell us facts about Sidney Crosby's sister.
I've always thought it was an interesting phenomenon with Pierre. Everyone says he verbally fellates Crosby, but in the last Pens-Flyers game all I heard was him mouth-to-ass about Giroux and very little of Crosby. I mean, I'm sure it's happening if everyone else is saying it's happening, I just don't understand why I can never notice it.
He can also tell everyone why Stamkos 60 goal performance isn't as impressive as Malkins 50.