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  1. 2011-10-13 14:45 #41
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    If I ever get married, my wife will have to allow me to call her breasts Chesty LaRue and Busty Saintclaire. This is non-negotiable.
  2. 2011-10-13 15:13 #42
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    true facts: all cute shit dies after you get married
  3. 2011-10-13 15:14 #43
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    fuck, just live with her for like 3 years, don't even get married. tell me how cute shit is at that point. "get your tits out" counts as foreplay by then
  4. 2011-10-13 15:43 #44
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  5. 2011-10-13 16:16 #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    fuck, just live with her for like 3 years, don't even get married. tell me how cute shit is at that point. "get your tits out" counts as foreplay by then
    Wow, that's actually pretty depressing and in no way my experience, thankfully!
  6. 2011-10-13 16:17 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    fuck, just live with her for like 3 years, don't even get married. tell me how cute shit is at that point. "get your tits out" counts as foreplay by then
    You could do better.
  7. 2011-10-13 16:34 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    fuck, just live with her for like 3 years, don't even get married. tell me how cute shit is at that point. "get your tits out" counts as foreplay by then
    get your tits out
  8. 2011-10-13 21:53 #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    get your tits out
    fuckin lol
  9. 2011-10-13 21:56 #49
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  10. 2011-10-15 14:24 #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    fuckin lol
    Husband: I don't know, what do you want to do tonight?
    Wife: Want to watch a movie?
    Husband: Get your tits out.
  12. 2011-10-15 14:39 #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    Husband: I don't know, what do you want to do tonight?
    Wife: Want to watch a movie?
    Husband: Get your tits out.
    and then they do it
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    what movie did they watch?
  14. 2011-10-15 15:05 #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    and then they do it
    exactly
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