INVENTED A RIDDLE BITCHES

**Zalius** · 2011-10-13 22:03

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was trying to sleep and this shit came to me. i think its a heralding omen that i am the irl version of the riddler. this is how i will greet everyone that i meet in the future, with riddles.

What sounds like a clock,
sings like a snake
takes a breath in the middle
and is easily faked?

i made the riddle before i knew the answer. and then i figured out the answer. it felt amazing. i still have a proud smile on my face as i type this

AND HERE YOU GO BECAUSE THIS VIDEOS DOPE

***Blarg*** · 2011-10-13 22:14

snakes don't sing. you're riddle sucks

**Zalius** · 2011-10-13 22:19

fuck you faggot you dont have any degrees in music

you dont get to decide whether or not something is singing. you dont have that kind of authority. stop trying to define art coward i swear to fucking god i will battle you i have photoshop again dont fuck with this

***Blarg*** · 2011-10-13 22:21

Originally Posted by Zalius

fuck you faggot you dont have any degrees in music

you dont get to decide whether or not something is singing. you dont have that kind of authority. stop trying to define art coward i swear to fucking god i will battle you i have photoshop again dont fuck with this

you made the claim that snakes sing so you have to prove it otherwise your riddle is a lying faggot riddle that isn't a riddle at all

bitch

**Zalius** · 2011-10-13 22:26

it took me longer to get a captcha i could read than it did to make this
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**Mertron** · 2011-10-13 22:28

your mother during intercourse

**Qalbert** · 2011-10-13 22:28

OH SHIT, IT'S ON NOW

***Blarg*** · 2011-10-13 22:30

Originally Posted by Zalius

it took me longer to get a captcha i could read than it did to make this
http://i51.tinypic.com/2s67cqf.png

yet again you are making claims without backing them up so if you don't provide proof your picture is a faggot picture that isn't even a picture at all

btw, I can too fuck you faggot

**Zalius** · 2011-10-14 08:19

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**Cantih** · 2011-10-14 09:32

Originally Posted by Zalius

What sounds like a clock,
sings like a snake
takes a breath in the middle
and is easily faked?

Hmm, is it steampunk or geological?

**Omniyoji** · 2011-10-14 13:55

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

your mother during intercourse

Sex was also the first thing that came to me. Specifically an orgasm.

**Colenzo** · 2011-10-14 16:20

snakes dont sing, god what the fuck is this bullshit

**Colenzo** · 2011-10-14 16:20

stop getting high and making terrible metaphors you stupid asshole

**quannum** · 2011-10-14 16:37

what's long, hard, and ... goddamnit

**Howie Roary** · 2011-10-14 16:49

this is as good as your comic

**Howie Roary** · 2011-10-14 16:50

or was it a story?
a youtube video of you playing guitar?

anyway it is as good as that thing I remember

**Zalius** · 2011-10-14 17:32

i get free haters all day

and you bitches still cant figure out my riddle

and no, cantih. make noise with the info given and you will figure it out, it goes step by step

***Blarg*** · 2011-10-14 17:38

maybe no one has figured it out is because it's terrible and no one has even bothered to try

bitch

**tyven** · 2011-10-14 17:44

nothing sounds like a clock, only clocks sound like a clock.

**Mertron** · 2011-10-14 18:15

I still think it's your mom and you don't want to admit it

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