The Rapture. Take 2 (October 21st)

**ronin sparthos** · 2011-10-20 20:48

Originally Posted by MaachaQ

It's already well into the 21st over here in Korea... Has the world ended yet? I haven't noticed anyone missing that might have been "raptured"...

No Koreans will be raptured you godless heathens with your lower crime rates!

**Jaybar** · 2011-10-20 20:50

Can't wait to enter Heaven and hear "Hustlin'" playing in the background.

Celeste · 2011-10-20 20:56

Originally Posted by Jaybar

Can't wait to enter Heaven and hear "Hustlin'" playing in the background.

I can't wait to go to Heaven and punch God in the face, that fucking jerk.

Oh fuck, I think I just shit myself in anticipation of the world ending soon. I've just discovered that the job, Dark Knight, describes Harold Camping quite well. Did Square-Enix know of the apocalypse, did they craft the Dark Knight job in homage to humanity's final savior? Harold Camping tried showing us Redemption before the Apocalypse, so he could the Liberator of our souls damned to hell. But like all white knight bitches, we didn't see him for what he was, so we mocked him, as all emo knights are mocked, and we are lesser for it.

That's it. It's September 21st.

Line 1: /ja "Souleater" <me>
Line 2: /wait 1
Line 3: /ja "Last Resort" <me>
Line 4: /party Cut my life into pieces, this is my {Last Resort}.

Second Macro
Line 1: /party I've tried saving you all, but have failed. I shall die protecting you, my father's children!
Line 2: /ja "Provoke" <t>
Line 3: /p ....goodbye...

MaachaQ · 2011-10-20 21:18

Originally Posted by ronin sparthos

No Koreans will be raptured you godless heathens with your lower crime rates!

But I'm an American living in Korea T.T

**Cail** · 2011-10-21 04:51

6 hours in, world's still a ticking

**Anso** · 2011-10-21 06:21

Originally Posted by Silenka

I thought you were considered a false prophet after your first prediction doesn't come true, what happened to that standard? We're given prophets two and three more chances now? Pfft. If you're going to predict the end of the world you better fucking get it right the first time.

I wanna be a prophet! I predict that the world won't end today. If I'm right, cool. If I'm wrong, who cares uded... It's win win

**Odon** · 2011-10-21 07:10

Originally Posted by Kerberoz

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**Anton** · 2011-10-21 08:22

I have an exam today. God is not that generous.

**Cail** · 2011-10-21 08:40

if i go out, i'm goin out in style with my brand new ovechkin jersey

**Diamicles** · 2011-10-21 10:19

Well, tis Friday, I'm still here, and I'll be going to the gym then playing Rift all night. Cool.

**Melena** · 2011-10-21 12:09

The bay area had two small quakes yesterday. I wonder if camping shit himself.

**Cail** · 2011-10-21 12:14

Just had a great burger+fries lunch...only 11 hours of rapturelessness left!

**Cail** · 2011-10-21 15:44

oh no its happening!

NUKU'ALOFA, Tonga (AP) — A strong earthquake struck far off the South Pacific island nation of Tonga on Friday, but there were no immediate reports of damage or injuries.

The U.S. Geological Survey reports the magnitude-7.6 quake struck Friday at 1:57 p.m. (1757 GMT) about 541 miles (870 kilometers) south of Nuku'Alofa on Tonga. The quake struck at a depth of 24 miles (39 kilometers).

The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center did not issue a tsunami alert, but its report on the quake said sea level readings indicated that a tsunami was generated.

The quake hit 112 miles (180 kilometers) from New Zealand's remote, volcanic Kermadec Islands. The remote outpost is generally uninhabited aside from a weather station and a hostel for visiting New Zealand scientists and staff.

New Zealand Civil Defense officials issued but then quickly canceled a tsunami warning.

Another magnitude-7.6 earthquake struck the region in July, but the eight New Zealand staffers at the Raoul Island outpost at the northern end of the Kermadecs were unharmed.

The region lies on the "Ring of Fire" — an arc of earthquake and volcanic zones that stretches around the Pacific Rim. About 90 percent of the world's quakes occur in the region.

**Dimmauk** · 2011-10-21 16:28

There was an 4.8 earthquake south of San Antonio yesterday. Very rare.

**Tweek** · 2011-10-21 16:39

old rapture pics

Spoiler: show

**Melena** · 2011-10-21 21:29

Tyche had the best rapture pic back in may.

**hey** · 2011-10-21 22:18

Well, no rapture yet, and i'm going to bed. If i don't die in the earthquake/volcano/etc while i'm asleep, i'll see the rest of you heathens tomorrow, so we can plan out how we're going to survive the next few months.

**Cail** · 2011-10-21 23:52

its now the 22nd and no rapture....
/southparkgothkid i'm so freaking shocked

Celeste · 2011-10-22 03:45

I am utterly disappointed.

**Nevex** · 2011-10-22 03:52

How many ends of the world have we suriveved so far again?

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