The Rapture. Take 2 (October 21st)

**Chrian** · 2011-10-22 04:03

so why do people want the world to end anyways?

**Maaglin** · 2011-10-22 04:17

$$$

Just like anything else.

**Kaylia** · 2011-10-22 05:07

Originally Posted by Chrian

so why do people want the world to end anyways?

Because it suck. I really want to see the World 2.0 with updated graphics and all.

I mean, you would think that after 13 billions years, we would get an update. But no... We are still stuck with the same shitty speed of light that prevent us from going anywhere, lame ass life expectancy (come on...100 years only? the universe has 13 billions) and boring need such as sleeping (they can leave morning sleep in tho).

**Dimmauk** · 2011-10-22 07:37

Originally Posted by Nevex

How many ends of the world have we suriveved so far again?

Four so far, but the big one is next year!

**Fhloston** · 2011-10-22 10:56

Reporter: Mr. Camping, any comment about yet another failed prediction?
Camping: Our merciful God has spared us yet again! I'll let you know for how long soon...
*Camping dies*
Camping: *troll face*

Is what I think he'll go for this time. Hell, the guy is old as dirt and will probably kick the bucket soon anyway. People like that will never admit they are wrong.

**Gwynplaine** · 2011-10-22 13:46

Next.

**ronin sparthos** · 2011-10-22 13:49

Originally Posted by Chrian

so why do people want the world to end anyways?

So they can sit on clouds and watch all the intelligent folk burn in hell for all eternity.

**Neoscrilla** · 2011-10-22 14:04

Originally Posted by Chrian

so why do people want the world to end anyways?

Why WOULDNT you want the world to end? The next 20-30 years are going to be the worst in human history. If 2012 dont go off without a hitch, ima be pissed, lol

**ronin sparthos** · 2011-10-22 14:10

The next 20-30 years is going to be worse than plague-era Europe? Worse than the age of exploration? Worse than the Crusades? Worse than the fall of the Roman Empire?

You better be promising a zombie apocalypse Harold.

**Chrian** · 2011-10-22 14:15

Mountain house with self suffient "farm" and other stuff just ride out the next 40 years or so?

**Neoscrilla** · 2011-10-22 14:17

lol

**miokomioko** · 2011-10-22 14:43

I got raptured so hard yesterday. Felt so good.

**ronin sparthos** · 2011-10-22 15:40

Originally Posted by miokomioko

I got raptured so hard yesterday. Felt so good.

Is that a new euphemism for getting laid now?

**Milkster** · 2011-10-22 15:42

Yeah, it works and it'll make all the religious people angry. So, it's a win-win.

**darkepyon** · 2011-10-22 16:22

I forgot all about this till a friend said something about it on their facebook page.

***Blarg*** · 2011-10-22 16:25

Lol, are you noobs telling me you weren't raptured? I've been raptured for like 20 hours now and it's sooo sweet, I can't believe you guys missed it. H Camp (that's what I call him) and I are just chilling up here reading some sick ass bibles, it's awesome. Better luck rapturing next time losers

**miokomioko** · 2011-10-22 16:35

Yeah, you'll have your next chance to get raptured in like a month or so. Until then, have fun being all mortal and fleshy (I am pure energy).

**Kuya** · 2011-10-22 16:39

Being pure energy? They've probably never heard about it.

**ronin sparthos** · 2011-10-22 16:44

I signed up for the Reincarnation package from my religious service provider.

Gonna be pretty sweet when im reincarnated as a Pterodactyl. You can keep your rapture~

***Blarg*** · 2011-10-22 16:52

Originally Posted by ronin sparthos

I signed up for the Reincarnation package from my religious service provider.

Gonna be pretty sweet when im reincarnated as a Pterodactyl. You can keep your rapture~

I hope you enjoy dying and having satan bury your stupid dinosaur bones.

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