Listen, you pinko commies

[Alleya]

I work 6 jobs, 180 hours a week, to make 24k a year. I live in a cardboard box under the bridge down town, and I walk to work barefoot 40 miles a day to get to my various jobs. I don't have fancy shmancy "refrigeration", or "a hot plate". I eat out of the dumpster behind the fancy french restaurant like the founding fathers intended. I don't own a smart phone. I'm not even sure what that is. I am a REAL american, and I don't need no stinking government to bail me out. Those folks on wallstreet worked harder than me to get where they are. I don't want no one taking my half eaten pizza crust and giving it to that fucking bum down the street who only works 4 jobs, and they don't want you unwashed college liberal intellectuals taking their hard earned yacht either. That's socialism. I am the 53%, and you commies make me fucking sick.

[Omniyoji]

First sentence reminded me of these guys:

[Blarg]

I work 6 jobs, 180 hours a week, to make 24k a year. I live in a cardboard box under the bridge down town, and I walk to work barefoot 40 miles a day to get to my various jobs. I don't have fancy shmancy "refrigeration", or "a hot plate". I eat out of the dumpster behind the fancy french restaurant like the founding fathers intended. I don't own a smart phone. I'm not even sure what that is. I am a REAL american, and I don't need no stinking government to bail me out. Those folks on wallstreet worked harder than me to get where they are. I don't want no one taking my half eaten pizza crust and giving it to that fucking bum down the street who only works 4 jobs, and they don't want you unwashed college liberal intellectuals taking their hard earned yacht either. That's socialism. I am the 53%, and you commies make me fucking sick.

Amen. Real americans know that your success is always directly proportional to how hard working you are and how often you pull yourself up by your bootstraps. I had to work for 3 years just to buy those bootstraps and have been pulling myself up by them ever since.

[Mertron]

pfft, I don't even own bootstraps. or clothes. because i have no clothes i only have one job though, you can find me giving half-and-halves behind the dumpster alleya eats out of.

[Colenzo]

[Blarg]

pfft, I don't even own bootstraps. or clothes. because i have no clothes i only have one job though, you can find me giving half-and-halves behind the dumpster alleya eats out of.

how many hundred hours a week do you work that one job?

[Mertron]

thousands of them

[Antithesis]

I work 6 jobs, 180 hours a week, to make 24k a year. I live in a cardboard box under the bridge down town, and I walk to work barefoot 40 miles a day to get to my various jobs. I don't have fancy shmancy "refrigeration", or "a hot plate". I eat out of the dumpster behind the fancy french restaurant like the founding fathers intended. I don't own a smart phone. I'm not even sure what that is. I am a REAL american, and I don't need no stinking government to bail me out. Those folks on wallstreet worked harder than me to get where they are. I don't want no one taking my half eaten pizza crust and giving it to that fucking bum down the street who only works 4 jobs, and they don't want you unwashed college liberal intellectuals taking their hard earned yacht either. That's socialism. I am the 53%, and you commies make me fucking sick.

[Colenzo]

hahahahahahaha

[Tajin]

Amen comrade