Roommates

[Zalius]

Banging all night, stealing shit from you, leech mode for financial support, psycho bitches, etc.

Nothing good comes out of roomies, prepare your anus.

i want my roommates to be getting laid. everyone on the planet is either insane or delusional. i make it rain as is. i dont have any objects worth stealing, everything is personalized. Pens+guitar stuffs+a desk+books+clothes+hair ties etc, most of my stuff is too lame to steal. and if they steal my laptop, i will hold them captive in a cage under a bridge for 6 weeks, mercilessly assfucking them twice daily and once nightly while selling the rights to their asshole to horny homeless people. ill chain them to the walls of the cage and make sure that theres a hole so they can fuck them from outside the cage. if necessary i will purchase an iv system to make sure that they live through the whole ordeal.

if i get my laptop back, i will free them after their 6 weeks has been served and i have administered enough psychedelic drugs into their system to make them forget the process/become deliriously curious of the nature of existence. if they don't i will pay meth addicts to make them join their ranks and let them suffer throughout existence for crossing my unholy wrath.

im a good guy though, long as you dont touch my laptop.

[Venga]

Try to learn to be slightly more tolerant and bite your tongue. Worst thing i personally think is arguing with someone you live, then again im not great with tension.

Only other thing is try and clean up after yourself, even if other don't at least you have a leg to stand on when the shit hits the fan.
.

[Penthesilea]

Pics of your sister and her roommates.

She's got a bf, and I think it's another guy they go to school with so he'd most likely not be interested, though she might have some cute friends.


http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._7777745_n.jpg

[Aksannyi]

Someone actually delivered on a pic? No wonder the forum was down for so long last night (technically this AM).

[Kipling]

RESPECT YOUR ROOM MATES POSSESSIONS/FOOD AND THEY ARE LESS LIKELY TO EVER DO ANYTHING TO YOURS. Some people are just innate dicks and there is nothing you can do about it, but that's another issue.

Some things I try to incorporate:

1) Be polite, even if you know it's ok. When my roomie wants to use anything that belongs to me he always asks, even though I always say yes. I in turn do the same. That polite interaction makes it that much more friendly and bearable.

2) Be considerate of your roomie's schedule. Alter any behaviors that might keep them awake/wake them up. Some things are of course not avoidable, but be considerate. People are always more likely to turn down their game/music/what have you when you go to bed if you also do it for them.

3) I am a big advocate of headphones for pretty much anything you do that is loud if you are able. My roomie listens to country and I would hate that shit blasting all day, just like he probably wouldn't want to listen to Cradle of Filth all day.

4) Go out of your way to be cleaner than you normally are. Sometimes when you are having a bad day something like a towel thrown on the floor can make someone flare up at you. Do everything in your power to avoid giving your roomies any reason to be mad at you.

5) Bring clothes with you if you share a bathroom/shower. This really annoys some, and others don't care at all. Better to be safe.

6) If you ever do anything accidentally, like eating someone's food, tell them right away. Don't let them find out on their own so they can speculate and dislike you for it. Apologizing and being honest builds trust and avoids the issue entirely (in most cases).

Again though a lot of what people are/aren't annoyed by depends on how they were raised and what environment they come from. I'm the oldest of 5 so I can study/read even if the house is on fire and a lot of things don't get to me. But even so, courtesy goes a long way in my book.

[Deejay]

make sure you guys set up cleaning rules. never agree to "take turns" doing shit, because everyone will always be the last person who cleaned something

[tyven]

when the trash is full take it out. dont be the guy that puts one last thing on top and then hope a roommate will come along and taken it out. cuz he will just do the same shit. holy shit its annoying

[AoE]

when the trash is full take it out. dont be the guy that puts one last thing on top and then hope a roommate will come along and taken it out. cuz he will just do the same shit. holy shit its annoying

Not gonna lie, I'm guilty of this shit, until it starts smelling like ass. lol

[greenhills]

fuck yeah portland! i have a hard time thinking of anyone that wouldn't love portland.
and living with strangers isn't too bad, just don't move in with the obvious meth head or something and you will be fine. i've had worse experiences living with people that i knew well before hand.
PS fuck yeah, portland.

[Ddz]

Welcome to WA/OR! Portland has the best strip clubs in the world. Try Casa Diablo & Club 205. Trust. Come up to Seattle and visit.

As far as roommates go, right from the start, make rules about kitchen storage for food. Separate your shit and claim a shelf in the fridge, and a cupboard as your own. Also, I hope you have separate bathrooms. Having someone else use all of your shampoo and toilet paper fucking sucks. Get a bulletin board and hang it where you can both see the monthly bills with the costs divided amongst yourselves. Clean up after yourself and ask before you invite a shitload of people over for a party and are being loud, in case they need to be up early. Use these rules and you should be fine. Also, don't fuck their girlfriend/mom/sister unless you both can keep a secret.

[Kerberoz]

If you use any cast iron, offer to do the dishes, because otherwise your roommate will fuck it up.

[Francisco]

- Make it clear your room is YOUR room, not a hang out spot for your roommate and his/her friends when you're not around.

- Your bed is not a fuck mattress for his/her buddies. (Ex-Roommate had the nerve to ask me if his friend could use my bed while I was going out of town, I said "fuck no" and invested in a fucking lock for my room... at least he asked though.)

- Your food isn't free game.

- No obnoxiously loud shit after a certain hour.

- Remove excess hair/semen from the shower drain after use. Yes, I had the semen issue with a roommate.

- If you have a female roommate, don't tolerate her leaving drops of period blood on the bathroom floor. Also had this issue.

- Rinse out your friggin' food containers before you put them in the recycling. Tossing an unrinsed Ben and Jerry's pint into the recycling is a good way to attract ants - and it'll smell.

- Leave mail in a designated spot, don't move shit to weird spots... recently found a wedding invitation a day before the RSVP date...

- Don't leave shit in the washer or dryer for longer than needed.

- Pay your share of the bills on time.

[Kerberoz]

- Remove excess hair/semen from the shower drain after use. Yes, I had the semen issue with a roommate.

Wtf was in their diet?

[Neoscrilla]

- Make it clear your room is YOUR room, not a hang out spot for your roommate and his/her friends when you're not around.

- Your bed is not a fuck mattress for his/her buddies. (Ex-Roommate had the nerve to ask me if his friend could use my bed while I was going out of town, I said "fuck no" and invested in a fucking lock for my room... at least he asked though.)

- Your food isn't free game.

- No obnoxiously loud shit after a certain hour.

- Remove excess hair/semen from the shower drain after use. Yes, I had the semen issue with a roommate.

- If you have a female roommate, don't tolerate her leaving drops of period blood on the bathroom floor. Also had this issue.

- Rinse out your friggin' food containers before you put them in the recycling. Tossing an unrinsed Ben and Jerry's pint into the recycling is a good way to attract ants - and it'll smell.

- Leave mail in a designated spot, don't move shit to weird spots... recently found a wedding invitation a day before the RSVP date...

- Don't leave shit in the washer or dryer for longer than needed.

- Pay your share of the bills on time.

This about sums it all up.

One other thing, if you get black roomates make sure to have wash cloths in the bathroom. I had 2 black roomates and they thought it was funny that our other white roomates didnt use wash cloths in the shower. I dunno.....lol

[Francisco]

Wtf was in their diet?

Pretty much the dude jerked off in the shower, and the "product" got ensnared in the "drain hair" left by the female roommate.

[Silenka]

This about sums it all up.

One other thing, if you get black roomates make sure to have wash cloths in the bathroom. I had 2 black roomates and they thought it was funny that our other white roomates didnt use wash cloths in the shower. I dunno.....lol

I use washcloths, my bf just uses the soap directly apparently. I was raised using a washcloth to clean myself though, idk, it's probably whatever you grew up with. The direct soap thing is probably fine too, seems like a lot of people do it that way

[hey]

One other thing, if you get black roomates make sure to have wash cloths in the bathroom. I had 2 black roomates and they thought it was funny that our other white roomates didnt use wash cloths in the shower. I dunno.....lol

Wait...what?

[Ddz]

This about sums it all up.

One other thing, if you get black roomates make sure to have wash cloths in the bathroom. I had 2 black roomates and they thought it was funny that our other white roomates didnt use wash cloths in the shower. I dunno.....lol

What about loofas(sp)? D:

[pogejr]

-
- Your bed is not a fuck mattress for his/her buddies. (Ex-Roommate had the nerve to ask me if his friend could use my bed while I was going out of town, I said "fuck no" and invested in a fucking lock for my room...

I don't really see anything wrong with that. I've slept in friends roommates bed before , friends have slept in my roomates bed and I don't care if someone sleeps in my bed. Just don't use my covers and its fine. Sex is a different story but your ex roomie porbably didn't mean that.

[Aksannyi]

I wouldn't want anyone else sleeping in my bed either, doesn't matter if they're using it to fuck or not. Do you really want someone else's hairs shedding in your bed, their skin cells, their pubes? Gross. Then again, I do not even get into my bed unless I've showered, otherwise I sleep on the sofa.

Either way, fucking ask before you use anything that doesn't belong to you, and expect your roommates to do the same for you.