Then they came for your birth control...

[ronin sparthos]

The strategy is to outbreed the heretics.

Keep cranking out babies, keeping them stupid and filling those collection plates. Yes, yes we'll take the world back to the middle ages soon enough.

[Yuri-G]

middle? try dark.

[ronin sparthos]

Middle Ages, Dark Ages, The Age of Ignorance - it all spells a good old fashioned American theocracy!

Slavery, genocide, corrupt religious leaders, and public executions all in one fell swoop. Good thing we can take the kiddies to the Noah's Ark theme park.

[Celeste]

Well, this is hilarious! I hope they outlaw oral sex, and not cumming into a lady's vagina next. Also, woman's rights? What are those? Lobotomize those baby makers, for the good of the faith and humanity's eternal soul!

[Cyn]

You guys act like this kind of thought process is even remotely new. And besides, hasn't this been in the news for like a month?

[Ksandra]

So...does this mean we can blow up the south now?

(and alaska as punishment for Palin)

[Cyn]

If you do, please warn me first.

[Ksandra]

sorry, guilty by association. Start your bucket list now.

[Cyn]

Look here, we didn't even want to be in the confederacy. We only seceded because of those assholes in Virginia and Tennessee.

[Seanr]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/p...4/3cd8a33a.png

[ronin sparthos]

You guys act like this kind of thought process is even remotely new. And besides, hasn't this been in the news for like a month?

It may not be new but it hurts my brain every time.

[Celeste]

Look here, we didn't even want to be in the confederacy. We only succeeded because of those assholes in Virginia and Tennessee.

No, you look here! You're getting nuked and you're going to like it. You might be a sleeper agent, waiting for the command to strike and drive us into this bullshit again. Nuke the south, save the world. It's the plot for the new Heroes series.

It may not be new but it hurts my brain every time.

It only hurts your brain? It gives me the early symptoms of a blood rage. Motherfuckers need to get extinct, now.

[Plow]

If a girl swallows, is it murder?

only if she just had breakfast

[Lucavi]

God's will.

Moving on.

[Xno Kappa]

If you do, please warn me first.

You carry the Southern gene. You must be dealt with as well.

[Cyn]

You carry the Southern gene. You must be dealt with as well.

I was born in Maryland. Is that close enough? >.>

[Moss]

The strategy is to outbreed the heretics.

Keep cranking out babies, keeping them stupid and filling those collection plates. Yes, yes we'll take the world back to the middle ages soon enough.

If I can become a knight then I am ok with this.

[Dmitry]

sexy, sexy cannibalism

Fix'd

I was born in Maryland. Is that close enough? >.>

Nope, MD is deep south, real talk.


Also everyone knows babies aren't people and don't even have souls til they're like 1.5 years old.

[Orph]

And so it begins

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pu.../idiocracy.jpg

[Denchi]

Maybe it IS a sin to ejaculate at all. The sperm that DON'T make it are all going to hell. And it's your fault. All sex is bad. carry on.