Toliet Paper: Front or Back?

[BaneTheBrawler]

I always found one-ply to be pointless. I'm just going to take more, fold it over, and have myself some 2-ply anyway. Maybe even 4-ply if I'm having a messy day.

[Purrrfect]

The only reason to have it facing backwards is if you have a retarded troll of a dog and/or cat that likes to bat at the roll. Otherwise it's unacceptable.

The true answer. Unfortunately, said cat resides in my house.

[Yuri-G]

toilet paper dispenser broke the first week in my new apartment. it's been four or five years now, and I haven't fixed it. paper sits on the toilet tank juuuuust fine.

also if my tp wasn't made with the feathers of cherubs it isn't worth using. rough TP is the worst when you're having a five-shit day, and you can't exactly plan those in advance.

[BaneTheBrawler]

I plan my 5-shit days in advance. Except they can be anywhere from 5-20, and they happen every day whether I want them to or not. I've found that the best defense isn't softer toilet paper- you just end up with paper bits all over your ass, making it worse. You get a nice, strong but soft TP that holds together but doesn't scratch, and then after you're done wiping you apply some Calmoseptine Ointment. It's fucking amazing. You can get it at any pharmacy, but most don't actually keep it in stock, so you'll have to ask them to order some. Just keep a tube near your toilet, whenever you're having one of those days use it. Given the nature of my condition, I never go anywhere without some. Ever.

[SephYuyX]

Best way to take a shit is to do it in the morning and just take a shower afterwards.

[Marked]

I've never noticed which way it was facing on the roll. I didn't even know this was a thing. Is perforated paper really this tricky or am I being wooshed? Btw, the misses and I only get Scott's 1-ply. Soft enough and never had a single dingle with it.

[Tekoa]

I place it front, my wife places it back. I honestly can't say why either of us places it a particular way other than habits we picked up from how it was placed in our homes when growing up.

[Ksandra]

The only reason to have it facing backwards is if you have a retarded troll of a dog and/or cat that likes to bat at the roll. Otherwise it's unacceptable.

^ Two of my cats in my life would ruin the rolls if I did it frontal. Luckily the two cats I have now don't give a shit so I don't have to do under anymore.

[Maguspk]

[Omniyoji]

Shitty poll is shitty. The real question should've been what TP do you buy?

[Seanr]

Anyone else wet the tissue slightly? Feels godly, normally only do it at home, but sometimes if I'm daring, I'll do it in public bathrooms

[Dmitry]

I voted back because the poll was unclear, it's fucking over and under.

Anyone else wet the tissue slightly? Feels godly, normally only do it at home, but sometimes if I'm daring, I'll do it in public bathrooms

I'm almost scared to ask what you wet it with in the public restrooms.

[Kerberoz]

Wiping is for heathens. Take a shower every time you shit.

[SephYuyX]

I voted back because the poll was unclear, it's fucking over and under.

Pretty straight forward I thought.

[Ksandra]

Anyone else wet the tissue slightly? Feels godly, normally only do it at home, but sometimes if I'm daring, I'll do it in public bathrooms

my in-laws have one of these:

http://www.amazon.com/Hyjet-Bidet/dp...155633&sr=1-23

[Ekeiss]

Best way to take a shit is to do it in the morning and just take a shower afterwards.

Been doing it for years! I'm trying to teach my brother but he won't listen.

[Ragnus]

Unfortunately I have a kitten which loves to bat the toilet roll. I haven't had my paper in the godly front position for about 3 months now.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Hit it with a water bottle. That is standard BG protocol for dealing with cats, I believe.

[BadKarma]

Under because my dog likes to pull the paper off the fucking roll

[Seanr]

my dog doesnt touch the tissue roll. He will, however, fight you for some papertowel/napkin... He likes tearing them up and eating them for god knows what reason.