Suing fast food restaurant? Semen on bag?

[Dimmauk]

It was probably mayo, just leave some out on a piece of paper and watch what happens.

That is why I don't eat mayonnaise. I know someone probably put semen in the bottle. And if I accidentally eat the semen, then I will catch the gay.

[Seanr]

It was probably soap, sauce, old grease or something not jizz. How would semen get on the bag? For real? People rub one out in public in front of food and customers?

it's not a type of fast food place where the customers can see how they prepare it, it's pretty much drive thru + walk up window

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[Tweek]

That is why I don't eat mayonnaise. I know someone probably put semen in the bottle. And if I accidentally eat the semen, then I will catch the gay.

lmfao better safe than sorry bro, i'm swearing off mayo forever!


I've never been to a Checkers, looks interesting

[Dimmauk]

lmfao better safe than sorry bro, i'm swearing off mayo forever!


I've never been to a Checkers, looks interesting

If you find yourself deep throating hot dogs, wiping your ass more than necessary, and flapping your arms when you run, then you may have eaten mayonnaise. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[Mertron]

protein shake

[Synbios]

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[kuronosan]

Next time put it under a fucking microscope, see if you see actual sperm swimming. If you do, throw it in the freezer, call the police, and tell them. They then can do a DNA test proving that it belonged to the employee working there. In the future, learn how to fucking ID semen. It was probably just sauce.

[Gregorio]

Police probably aren't even going to waste their time sending a bag with something that looks like semen to a lab. You know how much that shit costs to analyze for DNA anyway?

[Cream Soda]

If you want to sue, you actually need to suffer damages/have loss.

Next time, consume the semen and get sick, then you can become rich as a motherfucker.

[Jeryhn]

Why do you think semen got into your food in the first place? Were you a douche when you were ordering it?

I'll never understand why people act like assholes to the people who make their food.

[AoE]

Why do you think semen got into your food in the first place? Were you a douche when you were ordering it?

I'll never understand why people act like assholes to the people who make their food.

Having a bad day?

[shepardG]

"it's for a cop..."

[Diamicles]

next time you find a semen like garnish on your fast food bag, bring it home, spooge on the bag next to it, and conduct a side by side taste test.

[Emirii]

I don't know about the fast food chain you went too, but is it possible that they make cinnamon rolls or their own batter for chicken, etc.?

There's a million and one food items that can look like semen when wet or dry.

It could have been chicken batter (water, flour), or cinnamon roll icing, etc.

[Blarg]

Not every guys semen looks the same so the only way you can prove it is by buying another one of those bag things and then asking random dudes on the street to jizz on your bag. Once you have a good representative sample you can analyze them visually or via other methods to verify that the original white substance was in fact semen.

[Apelila]

Why do you think semen got into your food in the first place? Were you a douche when you were ordering it?

"Hey why's it taking so long"
"NNNNNNNNNnggguh.....Here you go sir, we had to pull out a new batch of sauce for the burger"

Also, what blarg said. When you do this test, be sure to record the process for documentation.

"And here we see John 4's contribution, which as you can see has the same shape, consistency and taste as the original"

[kuronosan]

Police probably aren't even going to waste their time sending a bag with something that looks like semen to a lab. You know how much that shit costs to analyze for DNA anyway?

Actually, yes. I do.

[Cream Soda]

Relevant

[Saga]

If you want to sue, you actually need to suffer damages/have loss.

Next time, consume the semen and get sick, then you can become rich as a motherfucker.

Now there's a good debate. Would you knowingly eat jizz if you could sue afterward and get millions of dollars in the lawsuit?

[Odon]

Now there's a good debate. Would you knowingly eat jizz if you could sue afterward and get millions of dollars in the lawsuit?

Fuck you for making me completely question myself and morals.