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    Quote Originally Posted by Saga View Post
    Wait, so a guy's not allowed to tell his S.O. that he finds another woman attractive? Thank god we can all be realistic and grounded with these issues.
    Nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sepukku View Post
    Honestly - who the hell really cares if she wears pushup bras / padded bras / GPS monitoring ankle bracelets / whatever? She's fucking hot and those tits are immaculate.

    Also; how do you get away with showing that shit to your girlfriend and not getting hit? LOL My GF gets fussy just knowing I watch porn/look at FoD when shes not around - much less doing it when shes around - much less still looking at a thread dedicated to one individual who doesnt even have nudes available so its clear we're holding her up as a standard of beauty rather than just looking for a little fap material - much less even STILL, stopping your GF and saying "Hey isnt she beautiful?" You've either got balls of steel, a really unusual relationship, or a spineless girlfriend cause she'd hit me and be throwing shit and cursing up and down if I stopped my girlfriend to tell her how beautiful I thought some OTHER girl was.
    Confident (somewhat) girls do exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darlantan View Post
    Confident (somewhat) girls do exist.
    LOL nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saga View Post
    Wait, so a guy's not allowed to tell his S.O. that he finds another woman attractive? Thank god we can all be realistic and grounded with these issues.
    Did you read altwight's comment? He didn't just say another girl is "hot" or something. He said he was "taken by it," his girlfriend showed the jealous angry upsetness that I commented most girls having in that situation, and then he STILL doesn't stop and flat up disses his own girl's tits after she's already in jealous emotional mode. There's a pretty big gap between agreeing with your girlfriend some actress/model is 'hot' and putting this chick up on a pedestal, getting your girl emotional, and then when she tries to remind you that you have something good in the room, you bust out with a "not the same."

    Altwight is either a liar, has an abnormal relationship, or left out the part where she stabbed his testicles with a fork, dumped him, and moved out. Few girls can stomach hearing their man comment on another girl's sex appeal (most of the ones who do claim to be able to are lying and its bothering them silently), I suspect none would be able to put their man's hand on their own tit to remind him what hes got, and him tell her even though hers are real and his to actually enjoy, that the other chick is still better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    lol forgot I went to sleep with this thread up. Opened my laptop this morning and the first thing my grandma saw was them big ole titties
    did your grandmother say they werent that special, then lift up her shirt and encourage you to grab a handful?

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    I'm behind Sepukku with this. It definitely isn't the girl's "confidence" that allows her bf to do things like that. Secretly, I don't think any girl wants to hear their SO is oogling over some other chick. Unless she is into girls herself and you guys watch porn together, there is always a sense of ill-will. That being said, I haven't been in FoD in a couple years but I'll visit things like this because of the hilarious posts you guys make.

    I would only show this thread to my girlfriend for comedic value.

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    Alt is lying, or a demon possessed his body and made him diss his GF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    did your grandmother say they werent that special, then lift up her shirt and encourage you to grab a handful?
    LMAO!

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    If your girl goes nuts because you say another girl is attractive, then yeah you should double-down on that shit. Don't succumb to crazy. Altwight gets it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikarya View Post
    lol you still are a funny guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    did your grandmother say they werent that special, then lift up her shirt and encourage you to grab a handful?

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    If your girl goes nuts because you say another girl is attractive, then yeah you should double-down on that shit. Don't succumb to crazy. Altwight gets it.
    So, tables turned, if your girlfriend was checking out some ripped abs big dicked picture on the internet and told you how amazing she thought that was and you put her hand on your cock and she said "his is better" and went back to looking at the pictures, removing her hand from your cock, you wouldn't have any negative response? Now imagine being 100x more emotional, 10,000x more if its a certain week of the month, and then re-imagine that scenario.

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    Bitches and shit but hoes and tricks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sepukku View Post
    So, tables turned, if your girlfriend was checking out some ripped abs big dicked picture on the internet and told you how amazing she thought that was and you put her hand on your cock and she said "his is better"
    I don't reply to impossible hypotheticals.

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    Alt fails, because hand on tit means LET US FUCK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sepukku View Post
    So, tables turned, if your girlfriend was checking out some ripped abs big dicked picture on the internet and told you how amazing she thought that was and you put her hand on your cock and she said "his is better" and went back to looking at the pictures, removing her hand from your cock, you wouldn't have any negative response? Now imagine being 100x more emotional, 10,000x more if its a certain week of the month, and then re-imagine that scenario.
    I'd likely agree with her. It's irrational to think I look better than a dude getting paid take his clothes off. Women shouldnt be offended by the fact they aren't the best looking female on the planet. That's silly and irrational.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    That's silly and irrational.
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    Aren't they all silly and irrational? AMIRITE!?

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    please bro in the above interaction anyone of either gender ought to be pissed

    hey significant other feel my genitals and let's get to babymaking
    nah i'd rather stare at other people on the internet

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    I wonder what goes through the mind of all of Shasha Grey's boyfriends.
    I can't even see her on a "regular" tv show without imagining cocks EVERYWHERE

    maybe that says more about me....

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