True Blood Season 5 (June 2012)

[Katlan]

The easy one is half-fey dad (son of granny Fey), male's dont seem to smell / taste like female fey

claude seems like he would be tasty to a vamp

[Deftscythe]

Yeah, didn't Jessica go chasing after him because he smelled so good?

[Cail]

finally the storylines are getting somewhere...

also, wtf@bill?

[Azat]

Only thing I can say is, Fucking Bill.

[Thiefami]

claude seems like he would be tasty

I agree.

[Tajin]

Claude is full fey though.

Edit: Oh man, the ending song, full of win.

[Odon]

I still really want to fuck Nora.

[Timwakefield]

I still really want to fuck Nora.

/

[Katlan]

So in the preview for the last 3 episodes they showed a scene w/Jason in the ground, being hugged by Jessica, and partially buried. Jason as a vamp would be kinda awesome imo

[Apelila]

Watching now.

Impressions in order:

Terry is a better actor than the main cast. Still though fuck that storyline. I don't care if they needed to fill time, it's retarded.

lol @ Tara/Pam scenes. Main reason I'm still watching.

All the people that the council is going through, by my count the body count is easily in the hundreds now. NOLA, where people go to disappear.

oh god at the fat bitch. Why show thunder thighs. WHY?!? Having said that, she does crazy good.

Holy shit @ Emma & Russell.

[Laugana]

I hate to wonder, but who here thinks Bill has a master plan or is really converted? I don't want the Eric and Bill adventures to stop

[Katlan]

I hate to wonder, but who here thinks Bill has a master plan or is really converted? I don't want the Eric and Bill adventures to stop

He has gone kinda too far to be faking it. But in traditional tv/movie-drama it will likely all be part of his master plan to thwart the villains. if for nothing less than for him to save face w/ the viewers

[Apelila]

My bet is there's going to be a 11th hour ass pull about how Bill knows whats really "Lilith's Blood" and is setting up the council to hang themselves. He's doing so to protect Sookie of course.

The loss of the True Blood factories will only destabilize the vamp's once all hell breaks loose, I bet they get the biblical bimbo to villain monologue in front of a live camera and turn all the vampires against her too.

Hell, it's what I'd be doing in his place at this point. He can't get out of there on his own and escape without being tracked down real fucking fast. He already pointed out that humans outnumber Vampires on an impossible scale, fighting a war for supremacy is about as intelligent as North Korea invading China. All that's left is to give the people in charge enough rope to hang themselves with.

[Katlan]

My money is on Bill running into Sookie and Sookie making him realize the errors of his ways. She has to be tied back into the main plot somehow since I would be very surprised if she is relegated to a subplot for the entire season

[Plow]

I tried watching it with her but every 5-10 minutes I find myself thinking about things I would rather be doing.

unfortunately that's how I'm starting to feel with true blood...

also, aside from the fact that a wizard did it, fey skips a generation, that's why sookie's parents weren't fey

[Moss]

Finally got caught up on this show, fucking lol at the scenes with Luna as Sam. Especially her/him laying in his lap.

[Odon]

unfortunately that's how I'm starting to feel with true blood...

also, aside from the fact that a wizard did it, fey skips a generation, that's why sookie's parents weren't fey

yay i was right

[Cail]

hahahahaha what the fuck

[Cail]

ok seriously what the fuck?

[Cail]

that episode was real short and all kinds of crazy